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November 03, 2020

Friends Arrange to Meet for Post-Election 5-Miler, Unless Powder Keg of Hyperpartisan Rage Explodes, Sparking Orgy of Violence, in Which Case They’ll Postpone

November 03, 2020/ Mark Remy
Friends Arrange to Meet for Post-Election 5-Miler, Unless Powder Keg of Hyperpartisan Rage Explodes, Sparking Orgy of Violence, in Which Case They’ll Postpone

Running partners will make “game-day decision.”

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November 03, 2020/ Mark Remy/
Real, News
Politics, Powder keg, Running partner
September 24, 2020

Dumb Runner Illustrated #1: 'Yeah, Baby!'

September 24, 2020/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #1: 'Yeah, Baby!'

A sort of comic. First in an occasional series.

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September 24, 2020/ Mark Remy/
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Dumb Runner Illustrated, Comics, Austin Powers, Behave, Running partner
May 11, 2020

Man Misses Time When He Could Just Pick Up Phone, Plan Long Run With Friends, Then Bail at Last Minute

May 11, 2020/ Mark Remy
Man Misses Time When He Could Just Pick Up Phone, Plan Long Run With Friends, Then Bail at Last Minute

Unreliable local runner eager for a return to normal.

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May 11, 2020/ Mark Remy/
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COVID-19, Coronavirus, Group runs, Social distancing, Running partner, Bailing, Excuses
January 10, 2018

Running Partner Won't Shut Up About Running

January 10, 2018/ Mark Remy
Running Partner Won't Shut Up About Running

Man's conversational habits threaten a friendship.

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January 10, 2018/ Mark Remy/
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Running, Training, Running partner, Shut up
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