Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com
Witnesses describe scene of "absolute horror." Read More
Next time, try one more blinky light. Read More
The return of Super Runner Lady! Read More
Planet-destroying truck nearly destroys planet-loving man. Read More
Local man shares thoughts at 45 mph. Read More
Statistics are a love language, too. Read More
Experts say incidents appear to violate basic laws of matter. Read More
“MAKE-BELIEVE STREETS ARE MADE FOR TOY CARS!” Read More
Police, local reporters applaud motorist for “remaining on the scene.” Read More
Encounter with local runner impedes driver’s progress for up to four seconds. Read More
Behavior is OK, man believes. Read More
New 410,000-pound vehicle boasts 10-by-12-foot grille, heated leather seats. Read More
Driver fed up with reckless pedestrians. Read More
Computer modeling produces images of motorist with eyes ahead, both hands on wheel. Read More
“Excruciating” sensation would encourage vulnerable road user to stay away. Read More
Trade group leans into inherent danger of oversized vehicles. Read More
Officials urge vulnerable road users to watch out for the weapon, identified as a black F-350 XLT. Read More
Terrier provides moment of levity as man loses consciousness. Read More
Driver cannot believe crap she has to deal with. Read More
