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“Really Red” traffic light may be next, officials say. Read More
With the blast shield down, local man can’t see a thing. Read More
Phones fall to ground but are unharmed. Read More
Today’s vehicles “about as dangerous as they can get,” says frustrated exec. Read More
Advice completely ignores role of people operating huge, powerful machines. Read More
Witnesses describe scene of "absolute horror." Read More
Next time, try one more blinky light. Read More
The return of Super Runner Lady! Read More
Planet-destroying truck nearly destroys planet-loving man. Read More
Local man shares thoughts at 45 mph. Read More
Statistics are a love language, too. Read More
Experts say incidents appear to violate basic laws of matter. Read More
“MAKE-BELIEVE STREETS ARE MADE FOR TOY CARS!” Read More
Police, local reporters applaud motorist for “remaining on the scene.” Read More
Encounter with local runner impedes driver’s progress for up to four seconds. Read More
Behavior is OK, man believes. Read More
New 410,000-pound vehicle boasts 10-by-12-foot grille, heated leather seats. Read More
Driver fed up with reckless pedestrians. Read More
Computer modeling produces images of motorist with eyes ahead, both hands on wheel. Read More
