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January 06, 2025

‘Safety Is a Shared Responsibility,’ Says Traffic Officer Whose Tips Are Aimed 100% at Pedestrians and Cyclists

January 06, 2025/ Mark Remy
‘Safety Is a Shared Responsibility,’ Says Traffic Officer Whose Tips Are Aimed 100% at Pedestrians and Cyclists

Advice completely ignores role of people operating huge, powerful machines.

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January 06, 2025/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Pedestrian safety, Police, Traffic, Motorists, Media
March 09, 2023

Dumb Runner Illustrated #76: 'Implicit'

March 09, 2023/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #76: 'Implicit'

Statistics are a love language, too.

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March 09, 2023/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Comics, Pedestrian safety, Motorists, Traffic, Death, Love
October 08, 2021

Dumb Runner Illustrated #28: 'Reflection'

October 08, 2021/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #28: 'Reflection'

“Seriously?”

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October 08, 2021/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Comics, Safety, Pedestrian safety, Motorists, Traffic
June 14, 2021

Proposed Auto-Safety Feature Would Keep Pedestrians, Cyclists Away With Painful Ultrasonic Waves

June 14, 2021/ Mark Remy
Proposed Auto-Safety Feature Would Keep Pedestrians, Cyclists Away With Painful Ultrasonic Waves

“Excruciating” sensation would encourage vulnerable road user to stay away.

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June 14, 2021/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Pedestrian safety, Motorists, Auto industry, Cycling, Traffic
September 28, 2020

‘OK, That’s Pretty Cute,’ Local Runner Thinks Just Before Impact

September 28, 2020/ Mark Remy
‘OK, That’s Pretty Cute,’ Local Runner Thinks Just Before Impact

Terrier provides moment of levity as man loses consciousness.

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September 28, 2020/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Dogs, Motorists, Pedestrian safety, Traffic, Accidents
January 27, 2020

Auto Industry Urges Congress to Raise Pedestrian Heights

January 27, 2020/ Mark Remy
Auto Industry Urges Congress to Raise Pedestrian Heights

Makers of trucks and SUVs point to spike in deaths, injuries.

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January 27, 2020/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Auto industry, SUVs, Trucks, Pedestrian safety, Traffic, Motorists
January 15, 2020

Surprisingly Well-Informed Motorist Screams at Runner to Get Off Road, Shorten Stride Length, Trade Jacket for Vest

January 15, 2020/ Mark Remy
Surprisingly Well-Informed Motorist Screams at Runner to Get Off Road, Shorten Stride Length, Trade Jacket for Vest

Driver balances hostility with constructive criticism.

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January 15, 2020/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Motorists, Anger, Screaming, Get off the road, Traffic, Advice
November 04, 2019

For Runner, Tinted Windows Turn Routine Street Crossing Into Thrilling Game of Chance

November 04, 2019/ Mark Remy
For Runner, Tinted Windows Turn Routine Street Crossing Into Thrilling Game of Chance

Motorist’s intent shrouded in mystery.

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November 04, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Real, News
Motorists, Traffic, Safety, Tinted windows
September 23, 2019

New App Will Automatically Detect Pedestrian Collisions, Pay Nominal Fine

September 23, 2019/ Mark Remy
New App Will Automatically Detect Pedestrian Collisions, Pay Nominal Fine

Service will “streamline” process for motorists, victims, and police.

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September 23, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Motorists, Traffic, Distraction, Smartphone
September 02, 2019

Helpful Motorist Stops to Wave Runner Across Three Lanes of Moving Traffic

September 02, 2019/ Mark Remy
Helpful Motorist Stops to Wave Runner Across Three Lanes of Moving Traffic

“After you,” man seems to say, as dozens of vehicles barrel through intersection.

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September 02, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Motorists, Traffic, Good Samaritan
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