Dumb Runner Illustrated #128: 'Break'
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Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Pushes to Ban Women’s Running, Citing Uterine Health
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Controversial figure cites dubious “research.”
Read MoreLocal Man Just Out For a Run, Tra-La-La, Like Everything Is Perfectly Normal
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Runner bopping along without a care in the world, sources say.
Read MoreRunning Group’s Pledge to ‘Never Discuss Politics’ Tested Like Never Before
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Tension reaches unbearable levels.
Read MoreOfficials Find ‘No Evidence’ That George Santos Ever Won Boston Marathon
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Debunked claim is the latest among many for embattled U.S. Representative.
Read MoreU.S. Senate Abandons Daylight Saving Plan, Citing Tweet from Guy Who Runs in the Morning
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“Sunshine Protection Act” would have made daylight saving time permanent.
Read MoreHere’s How Runners Can Dodge Political Talk This Thanksgiving
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Defuse and deflect hot-button issues with these verbal diversions.
Read MoreQAnon Follower Struggles to Balance Marathon Training, Waging Existential War Against Satanic Cannibal Pedophiles of ‘Demoncrat’ Party
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“There are only so many hours in the day,” says busy mother of two.
Read MoreFor First Time Since 2017, Friends Complete Entire Run Without Mentioning You-Know-Who
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Local runners instead chat about work, pop culture, weekend plans.
Read MoreRunner Caught Defecating in Gazebo Calls for Healing, Unity
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Fines or other penalties would only drive nation further apart, woman says.
Read MoreLongtime Friends Don't Let Political Differences Interfere With Their Running, Because They Haven't Spoken in 18 Months
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“It’s really worked out well,” says local woman.
Read MoreFriends Arrange to Meet for Post-Election 5-Miler, Unless Powder Keg of Hyperpartisan Rage Explodes, Sparking Orgy of Violence, in Which Case They’ll Postpone
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Running partners will make “game-day decision.”
Read More5 Ways to Make Your Run More OH MY GOD WHAT ARE WE DOING HOW CAN WE KEEP PRETENDING LIKE EVERYTHING IS OK WE’RE ALL IN A LIVING NIGHTMARE
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Years in the making, emotional collapse occurs midway through headline.
Read MoreHere's How Runners Can Dodge Trump Talk This Thanksgiving
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The trick is to interject immediately, redirecting before things have a chance to escalate.
Read MoreMy Post-Election Advice: Go For a Run
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It's not just exercise. It's a way to regain a measure of control when you're feeling helpless.
Read MoreSanders, Trump Agree to 'Runoff' in Iowa
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