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December 22, 2023

Dumb Runner Illustrated #95: 'Misfits'

December 22, 2023/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #95: 'Misfits'

WE’RE ALL MISFITS.

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December 22, 2023/ Mark Remy/
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Christmas, Gear, Nostalgia, Misfits, Lost, Jelly
October 12, 2023

Dumb Runner Illustrated #92: 'Shattered'

October 12, 2023/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #92: 'Shattered'

Try changing “iteration” to “version.”

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October 12, 2023/ Mark Remy/
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Comics, Shoes, Gear, World Record, Marathons, Media, Journalism, Verbs
September 29, 2023

Dumb Runner Illustrated #91: 'Essentials'

September 29, 2023/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #91: 'Essentials'

This is why you make a list.

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September 29, 2023/ Mark Remy/
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Comics, Gear, New runners, Consumerism, Dammit
February 16, 2023

Dumb Runner Illustrated #74: 'Travel'

February 16, 2023/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #74: 'Travel'

What gave it away?

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February 16, 2023/ Mark Remy/
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Comics, Air travel, Marathons, Small Talk, Gear
April 08, 2022

Dumb Runner Illustrated #47: 'Ride'

April 08, 2022/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #47: 'Ride'

Running the gamut, from “good” to “great.”

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April 08, 2022/ Mark Remy/
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May 03, 2020

Running Store Closures Leave Millions Unable to Get Fitted, Try Shoes on Before Ordering From Zappos

May 03, 2020/ Mark Remy
Running Store Closures Leave Millions Unable to Get Fitted, Try Shoes on Before Ordering From Zappos

“It’s such a pain,” says local runner.

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May 03, 2020/ Mark Remy/
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Running stores, Gear, Shoes, Showrooming
December 09, 2019

Simple Thing Is Actually Super Complicated, According to Health and Fitness Media

December 09, 2019/ Mark Remy
Simple Thing Is Actually Super Complicated, According to Health and Fitness Media

Never fear, same sources say—they are here to help.

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December 09, 2019/ Mark Remy/
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Complicated, Media, Nutrition, Gear, Training
October 16, 2016

Cute Running Couple Are Just So Perfect In Their Little Running Outfits

October 16, 2016/ Mark Remy
Cute Running Couple Are Just So Perfect In Their Little Running Outfits

They also reportedly often interrupt their workouts to glance at each other and exchange coy grins.

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October 16, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Gear
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December 14, 2015

A Holiday Reminder: Running Shoes Aren't 'Cute Gifts'

December 14, 2015/ Mark Remy
A Holiday Reminder: Running Shoes Aren't 'Cute Gifts'

Every year, tens of thousands of pairs wind up abandoned.

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December 14, 2015/ Mark Remy/
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