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November 04, 2024

Local Man Just Out For a Run, Tra-La-La, Like Everything Is Perfectly Normal

November 04, 2024/ Mark Remy
Local Man Just Out For a Run, Tra-La-La, Like Everything Is Perfectly Normal

Runner bopping along without a care in the world, sources say.

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November 04, 2024/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
News, Emotional collapse, Politics
July 22, 2024

Running Group’s Pledge to ‘Never Discuss Politics’ Tested Like Never Before

July 22, 2024/ Mark Remy
Running Group’s Pledge to ‘Never Discuss Politics’ Tested Like Never Before

Tension reaches unbearable levels.

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July 22, 2024/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Group runs, Talk, Politics, News
August 16, 2023

Farewell to a Very Good Boy

August 16, 2023/ Mark Remy
Farewell to a Very Good Boy

For nearly eight years now, I’ve been publishing goofy stuff on this website. But sometimes, life intrudes.

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August 16, 2023/ Mark Remy/
Real
News, Dogs
May 26, 2022

Dumb Runner Illustrated #53: 'Awful'

May 26, 2022/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #53: 'Awful'

One step at a time.

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May 26, 2022/ Mark Remy/
Real, News
News, Media, Desperation, Guns
December 14, 2020

Man Fears Tweet About His Morning Run Already Lost in Today’s 24/7 News Cycle

December 14, 2020/ Mark Remy
Man Fears Tweet About His Morning Run Already Lost in Today’s 24/7 News Cycle

Local runner contends with firehose of content.

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December 14, 2020/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Morning run, News, Social media, 24/7 news cycle
July 21, 2020

Marine Corps Marathon Cancelation Shocks Local Imbecile

July 21, 2020/ Mark Remy
Marine Corps Marathon Cancelation Shocks Local Imbecile

Mouth-breathing runner “didn’t see this coming.”

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July 21, 2020/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Marine Corps Marathon, Cancelation, Coronavirus, COVID-19, News
June 15, 2020

Organizers of 'Confederate General and First Grand Wizard of KKK Nathan Bedford Forrest Memorial Marathon' Consider Name Change

June 15, 2020/ Mark Remy
Organizers of 'Confederate General and First Grand Wizard of KKK Nathan Bedford Forrest Memorial Marathon' Consider Name Change

“Something shorter would be easier to remember,” says race director.

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June 15, 2020/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Racism, Marathons, News, Race
June 03, 2020

Instead of Writing Something Funny, I Made a Pirate Ship With My 7-Year-Old

June 03, 2020/ Mark Remy
Instead of Writing Something Funny, I Made a Pirate Ship With My 7-Year-Old

Oh, and also a cool-looking cardboard sword.

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June 03, 2020/ Mark Remy/
Real, News
Stress, News
December 12, 2019

Runner Accused of Sex Assault Says He ‘Got Caught Up in the Moment’ and ‘Acted on Instincts Honed by Decades of Being a Man in a Society That Emboldens Us to Degrade and Demean Women With Impunity'

December 12, 2019/ Mark Remy
Runner Accused of Sex Assault Says He ‘Got Caught Up in the Moment’ and ‘Acted on Instincts Honed by Decades of Being a Man in a Society That Emboldens Us to Degrade and Demean Women With Impunity'

Man in viral video explains his actions.

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December 12, 2019/ Mark Remy/
News
News, Sexual assault, Live TV, Men, Excuses
November 11, 2019

Nike Publicist Prepares for Another Awesome Week at Work

November 11, 2019/ Mark Remy
Nike Publicist Prepares for Another Awesome Week at Work

At sports gear giant’s global headquarters, assistant VP ready to face the day.

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November 11, 2019/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Nike, News, Public relations, Crisis management
October 08, 2019

5 Ways to Make Your Run More OH MY GOD WHAT ARE WE DOING HOW CAN WE KEEP PRETENDING LIKE EVERYTHING IS OK WE’RE ALL IN A LIVING NIGHTMARE

October 08, 2019/ Mark Remy
5 Ways to Make Your Run More OH MY GOD WHAT ARE WE DOING HOW CAN WE KEEP PRETENDING LIKE EVERYTHING IS OK WE’RE ALL IN A LIVING NIGHTMARE

Years in the making, emotional collapse occurs midway through headline.

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October 08, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Real, News
Politics, News, Real, Emotional collapse
February 06, 2019

Ask Dr. Dumb: How to Survive a Mountain Lion Encounter

February 06, 2019/ Mark Remy
Ask Dr. Dumb: How to Survive a Mountain Lion Encounter

A recent news story raises a few questions.

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February 06, 2019/ Mark Remy/
News, Real
Mountain lion, Cats, News, Dr. Dumb
August 15, 2017

Woman Who Runs 'to Escape the News' Hasn't Stopped Since Last Wednesday

August 15, 2017/ Mark Remy
Woman Who Runs 'to Escape the News' Hasn't Stopped Since Last Wednesday

"I was just, like, you know what? I'm going for a run."

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August 15, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News, Motivation
News, Coping mechanism, Stress
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