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Man says he’ll rely on flawed logic and cherrypicked “facts” to make decision. Read More
Runners struggle with apparent paradox. Read More
“Even when things look bleak,” says former runner, “there’s always a way through.” Read More
“Always a thrill to run Boston,” says veteran marathoner. Read More
Spellbound children hear tales of large, phlegm-filled gatherings. Read More
“It is not a decision that we took lightly,” say organizers. Read More
Couple seek some other outlet for resentment and anger. Read More
Mouth-breathing runner “didn’t see this coming.” Read More
“Are my methods unsound?” Kurtz wonders aloud. Read More
Sunshine State is “the perfect place” for recently canceled event, says a coughing DeSantis. Read More
Afternoon walk is “proceeding as planned,” they say. Read More
Organizers “implementing safety measures” for October event. Read More
“You know what?” says global group of race directors. “Fuck it.” Read More
Metallic noisemakers have any number of uses, insists nation’s largest manufacturer. Read More
“Oh come on!” says exasperated man. Read More