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February 12, 2025

Report: Some Guy Out There Running in Shorts, in This Weather

February 12, 2025/ Mark Remy
Report: Some Guy Out There Running in Shorts, in This Weather

Man’s legs must be freezing, woman announces.

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February 12, 2025/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Peeking, Cold, Shorts, Busybody, Slats
February 15, 2021

Run in Snow Not the Delightful Romp Man Thought It Would Be

February 15, 2021/ Mark Remy
Run in Snow Not the Delightful Romp Man Thought It Would Be

Five-miler fails to transport local runner back to carefree childhood.

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February 15, 2021/ Mark Remy/
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Winter, Cold, Regret
February 03, 2019

Guest Opinion: If You're Running With Me and It's Freezing and We Get Lost, I Will Not Hesitate to Slice You Open Like a Tauntaun and Warm Myself on Your Steaming Intestines

February 03, 2019/ Mark Remy
Guest Opinion: If You're Running With Me and It's Freezing and We Get Lost, I Will Not Hesitate to Slice You Open Like a Tauntaun and Warm Myself on Your Steaming Intestines

Just so you know.

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February 03, 2019/ Mark Remy/
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Cold, Weather, Star Wars, Tauntauns, Survival, Opinion
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