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August 05, 2024

Olympic Marathoners Annoyed That Race Website Doesn’t List Start Time

August 05, 2024/ Mark Remy
Olympic Marathoners Annoyed That Race Website Doesn’t List Start Time

“One thing every runner will actually want to know” is missing, runners complain.

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August 05, 2024/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Olympics, Marathons, Web design, Annoyance
December 01, 2023

Dumb Runner Illustrated #94: 'Model'

December 01, 2023/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #94: 'Model'

You’ll buy it, but you won’t like it.

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December 01, 2023/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Comics, Running shoes, Shoes, New Shoes, Consumerism, Annoyance
June 20, 2023

Guy Who’s Always Late for Runs Is Late for Run

June 20, 2023/ Mark Remy
Guy Who’s Always Late for Runs Is Late for Run

Again.

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June 20, 2023/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Tardiness, Group runs, Etiquette, Time management, Annoyance
July 19, 2022

Walkers on Track Ruin Another Race at World Championships

July 19, 2022/ Mark Remy
Walkers on Track Ruin Another Race at World Championships

Interlopers cause confusion, irritation.

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July 19, 2022/ Mark Remy/
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World Championships, Track meets, Etiquette, Annoyance
November 08, 2021

NYC Marathon Finish Line Blocked by Tourists Looking for M&M’s Store

November 08, 2021/ Mark Remy
NYC Marathon Finish Line Blocked by Tourists Looking for M&M’s Store

Oblivious out-of-towners annoy hundreds.

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November 08, 2021/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
New York City Marathon, Finish Line, Tourists, Annoyance
October 29, 2020

Guy Dressed as Canadian Marathoner Reid Coolsaet Annoyed That No One Gets His Costume

October 29, 2020/ Mark Remy
Guy Dressed as Canadian Marathoner Reid Coolsaet Annoyed That No One Gets His Costume

“Who else could I be?” asks exasperated transplant.

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October 29, 2020/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Canada, Halloween, Reid Coolsaet, Costumes, Annoyance
June 04, 2020

As Nation Convulses in Fury and Anguish, Teetering on Brink of Race War and Totalitarianism, Man Tells Runner’s World to Stick to Running

June 04, 2020/ Mark Remy
As Nation Convulses in Fury and Anguish, Teetering on Brink of Race War and Totalitarianism, Man Tells Runner’s World</em> to Stick to Running

Reader annoyed by article suggesting people consider doing something.

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June 04, 2020/ Mark Remy/
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Runner's World, Chaos, Editorial, Annoyance, Anger, Looming race war
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