Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com
Repeated calls to front desk fail to stop noise. Read More
Local man will “go with his gut” in deciding whether applicants get in. Read More
This calls for an all-nighter! Read More
Second place finisher to receive steak knives. Read More
“qeylIS 'oH mIwvam'e',” says man. Read More
His powers of rationalization are superhuman! Read More
The short answer is “yes.” The longer answer is “yesssssssss.” Read More
Local woman continues habit despite harmful consequences. Read More
Less profanity, for one thing. Read More
For nearly eight years now, I’ve been publishing goofy stuff on this website. But sometimes, life intrudes. Read More
Local man unaware of things he’s unaware of. Read More
“I mean, come on,” says woman’s daughter. Read More
Just say “about five” and move on. Read More
Voice from portable toilet contradicts green indicator on door. Read More
They really are beautiful creatures. Read More
“It’s not ideal,” says local woman, “but I’ve gotta get my miles in.” Read More
Planet-destroying truck nearly destroys planet-loving man. Read More
Septuagenarian poses in nothing but a pair of GEL-KAYANOs. Read More
Also, he hates treadmills. Read More
Retelling of recent marathon becomes its own test of endurance. Read More
