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July 26, 2023

Dedicated Runner Heads Outdoors Despite Record Heat, Poor Air Quality, Mysterious Green Light Emitted From Dozens of Massive Alien Spaceships Hovering Over Midwestern States

July 26, 2023/ Mark Remy
Dedicated Runner Heads Outdoors Despite Record Heat, Poor Air Quality, Mysterious Green Light Emitted From Dozens of Massive Alien Spaceships Hovering Over Midwestern States

“It’s not ideal,” says local woman, “but I’ve gotta get my miles in.”

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July 26, 2023/ Mark Remy/
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Heat, Air quality, Green light, Extraterrestrials, Hidden Health Risks
January 04, 2021

Shark Attacks on Runners Remained Flat in 2020, Report Says

January 04, 2021/ Mark Remy
Shark Attacks on Runners Remained Flat in 2020, Report Says

Three rumored incidents turn out to be baseless.

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January 04, 2021/ Mark Remy/
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Sharks, Attacks, Joggers, Hidden Health Risks, Data
April 02, 2017

Distance Running Destroys Lungs, Says Study

April 02, 2017/ Mark Remy
Distance Running Destroys Lungs, Says Study

Research finds 9 of 10 marathoners suffer from tachypnea.

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April 02, 2017/ Mark Remy/
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Marathons, Lungs, Tachypnea, Hidden Health Risks
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