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August 14, 2023

‘Every Marathon Teaches Me Something New,’ Says Man Who Makes Same Three Mistakes in Every Marathon

August 14, 2023/ Mark Remy
‘Every Marathon Teaches Me Something New,’ Says Man Who Makes Same Three Mistakes in Every Marathon

Local man unaware of things he’s unaware of.

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August 14, 2023/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Marathons, Mistakes, Awareness
June 28, 2023

New Fitness Craze Combines Running, Listening to World Around You

June 28, 2023/ Mark Remy
New Fitness Craze Combines Running, Listening to World Around You

“I heard so much stuff.”

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June 28, 2023/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Earbuds, Fads, Running with music, Podcasts, Awareness
February 22, 2023

Report: Local Runner Has Nothing in Ears

February 22, 2023/ Mark Remy
Report: Local Runner Has Nothing in Ears

Lack of earbuds leaves onlookers mystified.

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February 22, 2023/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Earbuds, Headphones, Distraction, Technology, Awareness
December 20, 2021

Podcast Engrossing

December 20, 2021/ Mark Remy
Podcast Engrossing

Runner fascinated by episode on importance of situational awareness.

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December 20, 2021/ Mark Remy/
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Awareness, Podcasts, Headphones, Fire
May 05, 2021

Thousands ‘Jog For Kevin’ to Raise Awareness for Kevin

May 05, 2021/ Mark Remy
Thousands ‘Jog For Kevin’ to Raise Awareness for Kevin

“Kevin is a great guy,” says organizer.

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May 05, 2021/ Mark Remy/
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Jogging, Awareness, Kevin
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