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January 27, 2025

Runner at Classy Marathon Unnerved by Bathroom Attendant

January 27, 2025/ Mark Remy
Runner at Classy Marathon Unnerved by Bathroom Attendant

Unexpected encounter makes urination difficult.

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January 27, 2025/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Porta potty, Fancy, Eti, Mint, Towel
August 02, 2023

Report: Someone In Here

August 02, 2023/ Mark Remy
Report: Someone In Here

Voice from portable toilet contradicts green indicator on door.

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August 02, 2023/ Mark Remy/
News, Real
Porta potty, Occupied, Disembodied voice, Mixed messages
February 24, 2023

Dumb Runner Illustrated #75: 'Anthem'

February 24, 2023/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #75: 'Anthem'

Shit!

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February 24, 2023/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Comics, Porta potty, Racing, Starter pistol, Dreams, Anxiety
October 19, 2022

Report: You Have Got to Be F***ing Kidding Local Runner

October 19, 2022/ Mark Remy
Report: You Have Got to Be F***ing Kidding Local Runner

“Oh come on,” woman adds.

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October 19, 2022/ Mark Remy/
News
Porta potty, Locks, Poop, Pee, Oh come on
August 11, 2022

Dumb Runner Illustrated #60: 'Potty'

August 11, 2022/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #60: 'Potty'

More like portal potty, am I right?

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August 11, 2022/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Comics, Porta potty, Hallucinogens, GU, Lions, Witches, Wardrobes
June 09, 2021

Company Name a Real Misnomer, Local Runner Finds

June 09, 2021/ Mark Remy
Company Name a Real Misnomer, Local Runner Finds

“Nothing sweet about it,” says user of portable toilet.

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June 09, 2021/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Porta potty, Misnomer, Poop
January 13, 2021

Runner Caught Defecating in Gazebo Calls for Healing, Unity

January 13, 2021/ Mark Remy
Runner Caught Defecating in Gazebo Calls for Healing, Unity

Fines or other penalties would only drive nation further apart, woman says.

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January 13, 2021/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Politics, Poop, Gazebo, Porta potty, Spurious logic
October 15, 2017

Woman in Porta Potty Sure Taking Her Sweet-Ass Time

October 15, 2017/ Mark Remy
Woman in Porta Potty Sure Taking Her Sweet-Ass Time

Tensions mount in line at local marathon.

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October 15, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Porta potty, Marathons, Racing, Time management
May 27, 2016

Awful Things That Could Bite Your Genitals in the Toilet, Ranked

May 27, 2016/ Mark Remy
Awful Things That Could Bite Your Genitals in the Toilet, Ranked

First it was a spider. Now a python. What could be worse?

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May 27, 2016/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Porta potty, Bite
April 27, 2016

How to Choose a Porta Potty That DOESN'T Have a Penis-Biting Spider

April 27, 2016/ Mark Remy
How to Choose a Porta Potty That DOESN'T Have a Penis-Biting Spider

For one Australian man, this advice comes too late.

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April 27, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Spiders, Porta potty, Australia, Safety, Penis
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