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July 26, 2023

Dedicated Runner Heads Outdoors Despite Record Heat, Poor Air Quality, Mysterious Green Light Emitted From Dozens of Massive Alien Spaceships Hovering Over Midwestern States

July 26, 2023/ Mark Remy
Dedicated Runner Heads Outdoors Despite Record Heat, Poor Air Quality, Mysterious Green Light Emitted From Dozens of Massive Alien Spaceships Hovering Over Midwestern States

“It’s not ideal,” says local woman, “but I’ve gotta get my miles in.”

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July 26, 2023/ Mark Remy/
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Heat, Air quality, Green light, Extraterrestrials, Hidden Health Risks
September 30, 2019

IAAF Says Sun Will Host 2020 World Championships

September 30, 2019/ Mark Remy
IAAF Says Sun Will Host 2020 World Championships

Competition on giant ball of fiery gas will be “out of this world,” governing body says.

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September 30, 2019/ Mark Remy/
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IAAF, World Championships, Heat, Space travel
July 22, 2019

San Francisco Runners Brave 70-Degree Temps

July 22, 2019/ Mark Remy
San Francisco Runners Brave 70-Degree Temps

As the mercury rises, athletes find ways to cope.

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July 22, 2019/ Mark Remy/
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Weather, Heat, San Francisco
August 01, 2018

Report: Brow-Mopping at 32-Year High

August 01, 2018/ Mark Remy
Report: Brow-Mopping at 32-Year High

Citing brutal heat, scientists also note spike in holding cold beverages to forehead.

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August 01, 2018/ Mark Remy/
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