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September 18, 2023

In Break From Tradition, Boston Marathon Will Now Accept Entrants Based on Personal Whims of This Construction Worker From Dorchester

September 18, 2023/ Mark Remy
In Break From Tradition, Boston Marathon Will Now Accept Entrants Based on Personal Whims of This Construction Worker From Dorchester

Local man will “go with his gut” in deciding whether applicants get in.

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September 18, 2023/ Mark Remy/
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Boston Marathon, BQ, Whims, Thumbs up, Thumbs down
April 03, 2023

Local Man Sorry For Pointing Out That Wife ‘Barely’ Qualified for Boston

April 03, 2023/ Mark Remy
Local Man Sorry For Pointing Out That Wife ‘Barely’ Qualified for Boston

Husband also regrets mentioning use of carbon-plated shoes.

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April 03, 2023/ Mark Remy/
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Couple, Boston Marathon, BQ, Tact
April 13, 2022

Boston Marathon Hugely Overrated, Reports Guy Who Has Tried and Failed Six Times to Qualify for Boston Marathon

April 13, 2022/ Mark Remy
Boston Marathon Hugely Overrated, Reports Guy Who Has Tried and Failed Six Times to Qualify for Boston Marathon

Vaunted race is “overpriced,” man says, and the weather is almost always awful.

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April 13, 2022/ Mark Remy/
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Boston Marathon, BQ, Sour grapes
October 01, 2021

Dumb Runner Illustrated #27: 'Birthday'

October 01, 2021/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #27: 'Birthday'

One day closer to a new age group.

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October 01, 2021/ Mark Remy/
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Comics, Death, Birthday, BQ, Age group awards
May 10, 2021

Ask Dr. Dumb: Boston Marathon Qualifying Times

May 10, 2021/ Mark Remy
Ask Dr. Dumb: Boston Marathon Qualifying Times

The good doctor is back, and as helpful as ever.

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May 10, 2021/ Mark Remy/
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Dr. Dumb, Boston Marathon, BQ
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