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March 05, 2025

‘First One Is Free,’ Says Race Director Pushing 5K Entries on Street

March 05, 2025/ Mark Remy
‘First One Is Free,’ Says Race Director Pushing 5K Entries on Street

“Go ahead, on the house,” man tells curious stranger.

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March 05, 2025/ Mark Remy/
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Race director, 5K, Gateway distance, Shady characters, Curious, Addiction
August 28, 2023

‘At Least I’m Addicted to Something Healthy,’ Says Runner Whose Running Addiction, Like All Others, By Definition Is Unhealthy

August 28, 2023/ Mark Remy
‘At Least I’m Addicted to Something Healthy,’ Says Runner Whose Running Addiction, Like All Others, By Definition Is Unhealthy

Local woman continues habit despite harmful consequences.

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August 28, 2023/ Mark Remy/
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Addiction, Exercise, Clinical disorder, Ha ha, Self awareness, Blind spot
September 16, 2022

Dumb Runner Illustrated #63: 'Denial'

September 16, 2022/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #63: 'Denial'

He can quit anytime he wants!

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September 16, 2022/ Mark Remy/
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