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July 22, 2024

Running Group’s Pledge to ‘Never Discuss Politics’ Tested Like Never Before

July 22, 2024/ Mark Remy
Running Group’s Pledge to ‘Never Discuss Politics’ Tested Like Never Before

Tension reaches unbearable levels.

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July 22, 2024/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Group runs, Talk, Politics, News
August 03, 2023

Dumb Runner Illustrated #87: 'Mileage'

August 03, 2023/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #87: 'Mileage'

Just say “about five” and move on.

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August 03, 2023/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Comics, Talk, Chitchat, Mileage, Socially awkward
November 13, 2021

Duck Annoys Friends With Endless Talk About Running NYC Marathon

November 13, 2021/ Mark Remy
Duck Annoys Friends With Endless Talk About Running NYC Marathon

Waterfowl from viral video alienates entire barnyard.

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November 13, 2021/ Mark Remy/
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Duck, New York City Marathon, Marathons, Talk, Shut up, Quack
August 04, 2021

Ironman Finisher Goes 5 Days Without Mentioning It, Shattering Previous Record

August 04, 2021/ Mark Remy
Ironman Finisher Goes 5 Days Without Mentioning It, Shattering Previous Record

Local man sets a high bar for fellow triathletes.

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August 04, 2021/ Mark Remy/
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Ironman, Triathlon, Talk, Shut up, Racing
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