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November 10, 2023

Dumb Runner Field Guide #3: How to Almost Die Alone in the Wild

November 10, 2023/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Field Guide #3: How to Almost Die Alone in the Wild

Uh-oh.

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November 10, 2023/ Mark Remy/
Dumb Runner Field Guide, Trail running, Hubris, Technology
July 13, 2023

Dumb Runner Illustrated #85: 'Robot'

July 13, 2023/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #85: 'Robot'

Also, he hates treadmills.

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July 13, 2023/ Mark Remy/
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Comics, Robots, Science, Treadmill, Technology
March 24, 2023

Dumb Runner Illustrated #77: 'Trash'

March 24, 2023/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #77: 'Trash'

This watch is garbage.

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March 24, 2023/ Mark Remy/
Gear, Satire
Comics, Watch, Technology
February 22, 2023

Report: Local Runner Has Nothing in Ears

February 22, 2023/ Mark Remy
Report: Local Runner Has Nothing in Ears

Lack of earbuds leaves onlookers mystified.

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February 22, 2023/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Earbuds, Headphones, Distraction, Technology, Awareness
October 20, 2022

Dumb Runner Illustrated #66: 'Carbon'

October 20, 2022/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #66: 'Carbon'

Everyone’s doing it.

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October 20, 2022/ Mark Remy/
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