July 13, 2023 Dumb Runner Illustrated #85: 'Robot' July 13, 2023/ Mark Remy Also, he hates treadmills.Read More
June 21, 2021 Fully Attentive Drivers Theoretically Possible, New Research Suggests June 21, 2021/ Mark Remy Computer modeling produces images of motorist with eyes ahead, both hands on wheel.Read More
June 03, 2021 New CDC Guidelines Say Vaccinated Runners May Resume Blowing Snot on Whoever Happens to Be Nearby June 03, 2021/ Mark Remy Federal agency OKs practice of “rapid nasal mucus dispersal.”Read More
April 19, 2021 Grotesque Creature Is Half Runner, Half Cyclist April 19, 2021/ Mark Remy Freakish hybrid may be result of experiment gone awry, scientists say.Read More
February 19, 2021 Dumb Runner Illustrated #11: 'Stretching' February 19, 2021/ Mark Remy One more comic in a series of comics!Read More
December 09, 2020 Nuun Calls Trials of Vaccine-Flavored Tablets 'Very Promising' December 09, 2020/ Mark Remy Company says first doses could be ready in months.Read More
June 12, 2019 Scientists Confirm Existence of Runner’s World 'Affiliate Links' Disclaimer June 12, 2019/ Mark Remy Powerful microscopes reveal text deep in website’s footer.Read More
April 07, 2019 Runner Relieved to Learn Motorist Who Hit Him Was Using Phone Hands-Free April 07, 2019/ Mark Remy Doctors say man may eventually regain use of legs.Read More
July 30, 2017 Tattoos Make Runners Look Cool, Researchers Find July 30, 2017/ Mark Remy A study confirms a long-held belief—with one exception.Read More
May 04, 2017 BREAKING: Nike Scientists Create 1:59 Marathon in Test Tube May 04, 2017/ Mark Remy A laboratory setting affords "absolute control over every variable."Read More
October 10, 2016 Nipple-Free Males 'Almost a Reality,' Say Researchers October 10, 2016/ Mark Remy A genetics breakthrough has runners talking.Read More
