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September 25, 2023

Kipchoge Trashes Berlin Hotel Room, Annoys Neighbors in All-Night Post-Marathon Party

September 25, 2023/ Mark Remy
Kipchoge Trashes Berlin Hotel Room, Annoys Neighbors in All-Night Post-Marathon Party

Repeated calls to front desk fail to stop noise.

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September 25, 2023/ Mark Remy/
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Eliud Kipchoge, Berlin Marathon, Hotel room, Party, Rude
September 25, 2022

Cocky Kipchoge Pauses Halfway Through Berlin Marathon for Haircut

September 25, 2022/ Mark Remy
Cocky Kipchoge Pauses Halfway Through Berlin Marathon for Haircut

Defending champ skips shampoo and rinse.

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September 25, 2022/ Mark Remy/
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Berlin Marathon, Haircut, Eliud Kipchoge, Tortoise, Hare
September 23, 2022

19 Useful German Phrases for Runners Doing the Berlin Marathon

September 23, 2022/ Mark Remy
19 Useful German Phrases for Runners Doing the Berlin Marathon

Sprechen sie Kipchoge?

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September 23, 2022/ Mark Remy/
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Berlin Marathon, Germany, Foreign language, Useful phrases, Translation
September 23, 2018

Kipchoge Still Waiting for Age-Group Award from Berlin Marathon

September 23, 2018/ Mark Remy
Kipchoge Still Waiting for Age-Group Award from Berlin Marathon

Trip to mailbox leads to disappointment—again.

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September 23, 2018/ Mark Remy/
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Berlin Marathon, Eliud Kipchoge, Age group awards
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