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February 12, 2024

'I Didn't Watch the Super Bowl,' Local Runner Tells Anyone Who Will Listen

February 12, 2024/ Mark Remy
'I Didn't Watch the Super Bowl,' Local Runner Tells Anyone Who Will Listen

Man shares information with friends, coworkers, total strangers.

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February 12, 2024/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Socially awkward, Football, Big Game
November 15, 2023

Here's How Runners Can Dodge Trump Talk This Thanksgiving: 2023 Edition

November 15, 2023/ Mark Remy
Here's How Runners Can Dodge Trump Talk This Thanksgiving: 2023 Edition

He’s still around! Ha ha! Isn’t that great?

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November 15, 2023/ Mark Remy/
Real, News
Donald Trump, Thanksgiving, Socially awkward, Family
August 03, 2023

Dumb Runner Illustrated #87: 'Mileage'

August 03, 2023/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #87: 'Mileage'

Just say “about five” and move on.

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August 03, 2023/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Comics, Talk, Chitchat, Mileage, Socially awkward
July 29, 2022

Dumb Runner Illustrated #59: 'Sports'

July 29, 2022/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #59: 'Sports'

Who needs small talk, anyway?

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July 29, 2022/ Mark Remy/
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Comics, Sports, Balls, Small Talk, Socially awkward, Relationships
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