Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com
Don’t have an incredibly esoteric costume yet? Relax, I got you! Read More
Introducing a NEW visual feature that you may or may not enjoy! Read More
Our resident language expert unpacks a persistent puzzle. Read More
For nearly eight years now, I’ve been publishing goofy stuff on this website. But sometimes, life intrudes. Read More
Voice from portable toilet contradicts green indicator on door. Read More
Add another animal to the ever-growing list of threats to runners. Read More
“Oh my God,” woman says. “Ugh.” Read More
Spoiler: Y’all seem to love raking triathletes over the coals. Read More
Including “Inept Running Coach,” this season’s hottest running-related getup. Read More
Use this insider info for your best Chicago Marathon ever. Read More
Sprechen sie Kipchoge ? Read More
Purple is a fruit. Read More
Behavior is OK, man believes. Read More
One step at a time. Read More
The organizer of a popular UK running series seems to think so. Read More
Short answer? Yes. Slightly longer answer? Absolutely. Read More
Number 9 will blow your mind! (Not really.) Read More
Seven fun ideas for the runner on your list. (Bonus: Proceeds help keep Dumb Runner afloat!) Read More
Defuse and deflect hot-button issues with these verbal diversions. Read More