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September 12, 2022

Local Man Used to Run, But Then, You Know, His Knees

September 12, 2022/ Mark Remy
Local Man Used to Run, But Then, You Know, His Knees

Septuagenarian gestures vaguely in direction of joints.

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September 12, 2022/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Jogging, Former runners, Knees
May 23, 2022

Ask Dr. Dumb: Will Running Turbocharge My Orgasms?

May 23, 2022/ Mark Remy
Ask Dr. Dumb: Will Running Turbocharge My Orgasms?

Answer: Maybe!

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May 23, 2022/ Mark Remy/
News, Real
Dr. Dumb, Orgasm, Sex, Jogging, Women's running
September 13, 2021

Ask Dr. Dumb: Jogging With Two Guns

September 13, 2021/ Mark Remy
Ask Dr. Dumb: Jogging With Two Guns

Based on a true story!

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September 13, 2021/ Mark Remy/
News, Real
Guns, Jogging, Injuries, 9mm, Trinidad and Tobago
May 05, 2021

Thousands ‘Jog For Kevin’ to Raise Awareness for Kevin

May 05, 2021/ Mark Remy
Thousands ‘Jog For Kevin’ to Raise Awareness for Kevin

“Kevin is a great guy,” says organizer.

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May 05, 2021/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Jogging, Awareness, Kevin
September 09, 2020

Lab Test Reveals Local Runner Is Actually a Jogger

September 09, 2020/ Mark Remy
Lab Test Reveals Local Runner Is Actually a Jogger

Woman says she’ll “need time to process this.”

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September 09, 2020/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Jogging, Joggers, Lab test, Shock
May 15, 2018

Jogging Robot Finds Dead Body

May 15, 2018/ Mark Remy
Jogging Robot Finds Dead Body

Discovery is grim, but also a milestone.

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May 15, 2018/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Robots, Joggers, Jogging, Boston Dynamics, Dead body
January 31, 2018

ISIS Claims Responsibility for U.S. Military Members Being Called 'Joggers'

January 31, 2018/ Mark Remy
ISIS Claims Responsibility for U.S. Military Members Being Called 'Joggers'

Terror group says it will "stop at nothing to degrade and demean American militants who run for sport."

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January 31, 2018/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News, Training
Strava, Military, Jogging, Joggers, ISIS, Youtube
December 20, 2017

Ask Dr. Dumb: What's the Deal With Ghost Joggers?

December 20, 2017/ Mark Remy
Ask Dr. Dumb: What's the Deal With Ghost Joggers?

Yes, they are a thing, if the Stoke Sentinel is to be believed. (Which it is.)

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December 20, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Real, Satire, News
Ghosts, Jogging, Paranormal, Dr. Dumb
April 04, 2016

Housewife Make Joke With Jogger Stick

April 04, 2016/ Mark Remy
Housewife Make Joke With Jogger Stick

Jogger stick build like fun, but not.

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April 04, 2016/ Mark Remy/
News
Stock photos, Jogging, Jogger stick, Mops
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