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August 03, 2022

Good Samaritan Shoots Pistol-Wielding Man at Track Meet

August 03, 2022/ Mark Remy
Good Samaritan Shoots Pistol-Wielding Man at Track Meet

Police laud spectator’s quick thinking.

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August 03, 2022/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Guns, Track meets, Starter pistol, Carry
May 26, 2022

Dumb Runner Illustrated #53: 'Awful'

May 26, 2022/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #53: 'Awful'

One step at a time.

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May 26, 2022/ Mark Remy/
Real, News
News, Media, Desperation, Guns
September 13, 2021

Ask Dr. Dumb: Jogging With Two Guns

September 13, 2021/ Mark Remy
Ask Dr. Dumb: Jogging With Two Guns

Based on a true story!

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September 13, 2021/ Mark Remy/
News, Real
Guns, Jogging, Injuries, 9mm, Trinidad and Tobago
April 10, 2020

Quarantined Race Director Stays Sharp With Daily Starter Pistol Practice

April 10, 2020/ Mark Remy
Quarantined Race Director Stays Sharp With Daily Starter Pistol Practice

Neighbors seem to love it, local man says.

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April 10, 2020/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Race director, Starter pistol, Guns, Coronavirus
June 27, 2017

'That's Why I Carry,' Gun-Loving Runner Replies to Increasing Number of Stories

June 27, 2017/ Mark Remy
'That's Why I Carry,' Gun-Loving Runner Replies to Increasing Number of Stories

Friends express concern over a recent shift.

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June 27, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Guns, Carry, Scary
August 10, 2016

Editorial: Let's All Take a Breath

August 10, 2016/ Mark Remy
Editorial: Let's All Take a Breath

Yes, recent attacks on runners are terrifying. But they don't reflect a trend.

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August 10, 2016/ Mark Remy/
News, Real
Guns, Safety, Crime, Fear
July 07, 2016

Pistorius Remains an Inspiration to Amputee Gun Owners Who Can't Control Their Rage

July 07, 2016/ Mark Remy
Pistorius Remains an Inspiration to Amputee Gun Owners Who Can't Control Their Rage

"Who among us hasn't made a mistake?" asks a fan.

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July 07, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Oscar Pistorius, Blade Runner, Justice, Guns, Rage
April 01, 2016

NRA Calls For Live Ammo in Starter Pistols

April 01, 2016/ Mark Remy
NRA Calls For Live Ammo in Starter Pistols

Proposal from gun rights group meets with universal praise.

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April 01, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Satire
Guns, NRA, Track meets
March 01, 2016

NRA Tweets to Runners, Shoots Self in Foot

March 01, 2016/ Mark Remy
NRA Tweets to Runners, Shoots Self in Foot

They didn't exactly get the responses they were hoping for.

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March 01, 2016/ Mark Remy/
News
Guns, NRA, Twitter, Fear
February 04, 2016

Running With Your Gun: FAQ

February 04, 2016/ Mark Remy
Running With Your Gun: FAQ

How to ensure accidents don't happen? With education, that's how.

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February 04, 2016/ Mark Remy/
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Guns
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