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May 01, 2023

Chicago Marathon Is New Title Sponsor of New York City Marathon

May 01, 2023/ Mark Remy
Chicago Marathon Is New Title Sponsor of New York City Marathon

Race organizers call new partnership “a perfect fit.”

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May 01, 2023/ Mark Remy/
Chicago Marathon, New York City Marathon, Sponsorships, Meta
October 10, 2022

German Man Seeking Lost Chicago Marathon Medal 'Really Creeping People Out,' Sources Say

October 10, 2022/ Mark Remy
German Man Seeking Lost Chicago Marathon Medal 'Really Creeping People Out,' Sources Say

“I was, like, holy shit.”

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October 10, 2022/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Medals, Chicago Marathon, Germany, I Hate These Guys
October 07, 2022

9 SEO-Friendly Tips for Running the Chicago Marathon

October 07, 2022/ Mark Remy
9 SEO-Friendly Tips for Running the Chicago Marathon

Use this insider info for your best Chicago Marathon ever.

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October 07, 2022/ Mark Remy/
Satire, Real, News
Chicago Marathon, Motivation, Marathons
August 18, 2021

Chicago Marathon’s COVID Restrictions Present Dilemma for Local Jackass

August 18, 2021/ Mark Remy
Chicago Marathon’s COVID Restrictions Present Dilemma for Local Jackass

Avid runner faces choice: Obey event’s rules, or cling to ill-informed beliefs.

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August 18, 2021/ Mark Remy/
News, Real
COVID-19, Coronavirus, Chicago Marathon, Vaccines, Jackassery
July 13, 2020

Florida Governor Offers to Host Chicago Marathon

July 13, 2020/ Mark Remy
Florida Governor Offers to Host Chicago Marathon

Sunshine State is “the perfect place” for recently canceled event, says a coughing DeSantis.

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July 13, 2020/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Chicago Marathon, Florida, Fox News, Coronavirus, COVID-19, Cancelation, Marathons
June 25, 2020

'Let's See Where This Goes,' Says Chicago Marathon Director From Parallel Universe He's Been Living in Since Mid-February

June 25, 2020/ Mark Remy
'Let's See Where This Goes,' Says Chicago Marathon Director From Parallel Universe He's Been Living in Since Mid-February

Race still on for now, but news is being “carefully monitored.”

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June 25, 2020/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Chicago Marathon, COVID-19, Coronavirus, Parallel universe
June 24, 2020

Chicago Marathon Registrant Quits Training Just in Case Race Is Canceled

June 24, 2020/ Mark Remy
Chicago Marathon Registrant Quits Training Just in Case Race Is Canceled

“I just want to be prepared,” says local runner.

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June 24, 2020/ Mark Remy/
News
Chicago Marathon, Marathons, Training
October 14, 2019

Even Brigid Kosgei Skeptical of Brigid Kosgei’s Marathon World Record

October 14, 2019/ Mark Remy
Even Brigid Kosgei Skeptical of Brigid Kosgei’s Marathon World Record

“It’s so hard anymore to know what’s legit and what isn’t,” says Kenyan runner.

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October 14, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Brigid Kosgei, Chicago Marathon, World Record, Marathons, Women's running, Federico Rosa
October 09, 2017

Rupp Celebrates Chicago Win By Buying Everyone in Bar a Round of L-Carnitine

October 09, 2017/ Mark Remy
Rupp Celebrates Chicago Win By Buying Everyone in Bar a Round of L-Carnitine

"It's not a banned substance!" champ tells tentative crowd.

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October 09, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Chicago Marathon, Marathons, Galen Rupp
October 05, 2016

27 Anagrams of 'Chicago Marathon'

October 05, 2016/ Mark Remy
27 Anagrams of 'Chicago Marathon'

Just in time for Marathon weekend!

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October 05, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Real, Motivation
Chicago Marathon, Anagrams, Coked-up rhino
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