The Most Popular Dumb Runner Articles of 2022
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Well, 2022 has been a hell of a year.
Anyway, here are the 12 most-viewed Dumb Runner articles from the past 12 months.
12. The Only 3 Things You Need to Know to Begin Running (Really)
11. Woman Immediately Regrets Asking Date if He's Ever Run a Marathon
10. Thoughtful Stranger Decides to Run Right Behind Woman on Isolated Trail So She’ll Feel Less Alone
9. 2023 NYC Marathon Lottery Winners to Get Choice of 1 Mile Per Year Over 26 Years or One-Time Payout of 26 Miles
8. Local Woman Loves to Run on Trails, Where It’s Just Her, Nature, and the Constant Simmering Rage and Despair That Is Everyone’s New Normal
7. Local Runner Excited for That Weather Where You Can Still Wear Shorts But You Need a Long-Sleeved Shirt and Maybe Gloves But Just Thin Ones
6. ‘These Wordle Posts Are So Annoying,’ Says Runner About to Tweet His Strava Stats for 100th Time
5. ‘Long Runs Really Give Me Time to Think,’ Says Man Who Spends Most of His Long Runs Thinking About Waffles
4. Boston Marathon Purists Slam Baby for Wearing Onesie He 'Didn't Earn'
3. Man Who Saves Old Running Shoes for Yard Work and Stuff Has 18 Pairs of Shoes for Yard Work and Stuff
2. Local Runner Would Like to Do Triathlons But Doesn’t Have a Bike and Can't Swim Very Well and Also, If We’re Being Honest, Isn’t Really Much of a Runner
1. Ironman Finisher Goes 5 Days Without Mentioning It, Shattering Previous Record
Well, Look at That—You’re Still Reading
In that case, let me end with a request: If Dumb Runner made your 2022 a little bit brighter, can you take a minute right now to say “thanks” and help me keep doing what I do? In addition to being 100% original and open, Dumb Runner is entirely independent and ad-free. That means I rely entirely on YOU for funding.
Best wishes for a happy and healthy 2023.
Yours Truly,
Mark
