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November 27, 2024

Here's How Runners Can Dodge Trump Talk This Thanksgiving: 2024 Edition

November 27, 2024/ Mark Remy
Here's How Runners Can Dodge Trump Talk This Thanksgiving: 2024 Edition

Here we go again, folks.

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November 27, 2024/ Mark Remy/
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Donald Trump, Thanksgiving, Family
April 10, 2024

Report: Mom Not Mad That You Didn’t Mention Her in Your Marathon Race Report, Just Disappointed

April 10, 2024/ Mark Remy
Report: Mom Not Mad That You Didn’t Mention Her in Your Marathon Race Report, Just Disappointed

Endlessly supportive woman is “very happy for you,” sources say.

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April 10, 2024/ Mark Remy/
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Marathons, Race report, Mother, Guilt, Disappointment, Family
January 03, 2024

Local Kid Doesn’t Need This Kind of Pressure

January 03, 2024/ Mark Remy
Local Kid Doesn’t Need This Kind of Pressure

Toddler has enough to deal with, sources say.

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January 03, 2024/ Mark Remy/
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Baby, Marathons, Pressure, Parenthood, Family
November 15, 2023

Here's How Runners Can Dodge Trump Talk This Thanksgiving: 2023 Edition

November 15, 2023/ Mark Remy
Here's How Runners Can Dodge Trump Talk This Thanksgiving: 2023 Edition

He’s still around! Ha ha! Isn’t that great?

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November 15, 2023/ Mark Remy/
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Donald Trump, Thanksgiving, Socially awkward, Family
November 23, 2021

Here’s How Runners Can Dodge Political Talk This Thanksgiving

November 23, 2021/ Mark Remy
Here’s How Runners Can Dodge Political Talk This Thanksgiving

Defuse and deflect hot-button issues with these verbal diversions.

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November 23, 2021/ Mark Remy/
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Thanksgiving, Donald Trump, Politics, Family
August 08, 2018

Local Man Runs 100th Marathon But It Will Never Be Enough For Dad

August 08, 2018/ Mark Remy
Local Man Runs 100th Marathon But It Will Never Be Enough For Dad

Milestone barely registers with cold, distant patriarch.

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August 08, 2018/ Mark Remy/
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