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“Nothing sweet about it,” says user of portable toilet. Read More
Sooner or later, your past will catch up to you. Read More
Federal agency OKs practice of “rapid nasal mucus dispersal.” Read More
They are really enjoying themselves. Read More
“There’s nothing like it,” says local runner. Read More
“I thought we lived in a Free Country,” dullard writes in Facebook comment. Read More
Man’s name is Dave. Read More
Man forces other runners to go around him. Read More
The good doctor is back, and as helpful as ever. Read More
“Kevin is a great guy,” says organizer. Read More
If you can’t track it, does it even matter? Read More
Romantic interlude comes to abrupt halt. Read More
“I’ve been training so hard,” says man. “Well, I mean, not that hard. But still.” Read More
Freakish hybrid may be result of experiment gone awry, scientists say. Read More
What do you run in currently? Read More
Trade group leans into inherent danger of oversized vehicles. Read More
“I can’t believe I paid six bucks for this thing,” says dissatisfied reader. Read More
Baker’s dozenth comic? Yes! Read More
“So much for tolerance,” says man. Read More
Social distancing guidelines part of event’s COVID protocols. Read More