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April 19, 2021

Grotesque Creature Is Half Runner, Half Cyclist

April 19, 2021/ Mark Remy
Grotesque Creature Is Half Runner, Half Cyclist

Freakish hybrid may be result of experiment gone awry, scientists say.

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April 19, 2021/ Mark Remy/
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Cycling, Running, Freakish hybrid, Science
March 27, 2019

Running Bad For You, Declares American Council of Aunts, Uncles & Grandparents

March 27, 2019/ Mark Remy
Running Bad For You, Declares American Council of Aunts, Uncles & Grandparents

Ill effects range from ruined knees to heart attack, group says.

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March 27, 2019/ Mark Remy/
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Running, Injuries, Heart attack, Advice, Seniors
January 10, 2018

Running Partner Won't Shut Up About Running

January 10, 2018/ Mark Remy
Running Partner Won't Shut Up About Running

Man's conversational habits threaten a friendship.

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January 10, 2018/ Mark Remy/
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Running, Training, Running partner, Shut up
September 19, 2016

Man Enjoys Running

September 19, 2016/ Mark Remy
Man Enjoys Running

"My enjoyment level," he says, "is high. For sure."

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September 19, 2016/ Mark Remy/
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Running, Enjoyment
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