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July 27, 2022

If School Really Wanted to Restrict Access to Track, Fence Would Be Electrified, Local Runner Tells Self

July 27, 2022/ Mark Remy
If School Really Wanted to Restrict Access to Track, Fence Would Be Electrified, Local Runner Tells Self

Also, woman says, her tax dollars paid for this.

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July 27, 2022/ Mark Remy/
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Fences, Track, School, Keep out, Rationalization
July 18, 2022

Demeaning Female Runners From Couch Just Not the Same, Salazar Complains

July 18, 2022/ Mark Remy
Demeaning Female Runners From Couch Just Not the Same, Salazar Complains

Coverage of World Track & Field Championships has disgraced coach feeling wistful.

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July 18, 2022/ Mark Remy/
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Alberto Salazar, Women's running, Track, Abuse, Live TV
June 30, 2021

High School Runner Loses Shoe 1 Mile From Finish Line and Quits, Because What’s He Supposed to Do? Run With Just One Shoe?

June 30, 2021/ Mark Remy
High School Runner Loses Shoe 1 Mile From Finish Line and Quits, Because What’s He Supposed to Do? Run With Just One Shoe?

Teen figured he had “literally no other option.”

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June 30, 2021/ Mark Remy/
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Track meets, Track, Shoes
May 12, 2021

In Final Inconsiderate Act, Heart Attack Victim Blocks Lane One

May 12, 2021/ Mark Remy
In Final Inconsiderate Act, Heart Attack Victim Blocks Lane One

Man forces other runners to go around him.

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May 12, 2021/ Mark Remy/
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Track, Heart attack, Rude, Etiquette
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