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April 03, 2023

Local Man Sorry For Pointing Out That Wife ‘Barely’ Qualified for Boston

April 03, 2023/ Mark Remy
Local Man Sorry For Pointing Out That Wife ‘Barely’ Qualified for Boston

Husband also regrets mentioning use of carbon-plated shoes.

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April 03, 2023/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Couple, Boston Marathon, BQ, Tact
October 13, 2021

‘We Love Running—and Each Other,’ Say Local Couple, Nauseating Dozens

October 13, 2021/ Mark Remy
‘We Love Running—and Each Other,’ Say Local Couple, Nauseating Dozens

Authorities urge onlookers to avoid doting duo.

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October 13, 2021/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Couple, Love, Nausea
April 28, 2021

Local Runner Removes Socks, Ruins Mood

April 28, 2021/ Mark Remy
Local Runner Removes Socks, Ruins Mood

Romantic interlude comes to abrupt halt.

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April 28, 2021/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Feet, Blisters, Toenails, Shock, Romance, Relationships, Couple
August 26, 2020

Man Can't Remember Last Time Wife Initiated a Run

August 26, 2020/ Mark Remy
Man Can't Remember Last Time Wife Initiated a Run

Local couple “used to run together every day.”

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August 26, 2020/ Mark Remy/
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Couple, Marriage, Desire, Metaphors
October 16, 2016

Cute Running Couple Are Just So Perfect In Their Little Running Outfits

October 16, 2016/ Mark Remy
Cute Running Couple Are Just So Perfect In Their Little Running Outfits

They also reportedly often interrupt their workouts to glance at each other and exchange coy grins.

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October 16, 2016/ Mark Remy/
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