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June 15, 2023

Dumb Runner Illustrated #83: 'Cheap'

June 15, 2023/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #83: 'Cheap'

He can’t afford not to buy them.

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June 15, 2023/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire, Gear
Comics, New Shoes, Money, Relationships, Cycling
September 16, 2022

Dumb Runner Illustrated #63: 'Denial'

September 16, 2022/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #63: 'Denial'

He can quit anytime he wants!

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September 16, 2022/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Comics, Marathons, Addiction, Relationships, Denial, Early bird
July 29, 2022

Dumb Runner Illustrated #59: 'Sports'

July 29, 2022/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #59: 'Sports'

Who needs small talk, anyway?

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July 29, 2022/ Mark Remy/
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Comics, Sports, Balls, Small Talk, Socially awkward, Relationships
September 16, 2021

Dumb Runner Illustrated #26: 'That's No Moon'

September 16, 2021/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #26: 'That's No Moon'

The Force is strong in these two.

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September 16, 2021/ Mark Remy/
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April 28, 2021

Local Runner Removes Socks, Ruins Mood

April 28, 2021/ Mark Remy
Local Runner Removes Socks, Ruins Mood

Romantic interlude comes to abrupt halt.

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April 28, 2021/ Mark Remy/
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Feet, Blisters, Toenails, Shock, Romance, Relationships, Couple
March 10, 2019

'Sometimes It's Like You Have a Paywall Around Your Heart,' Girlfriend Tells Runner's World Editor

March 10, 2019/ Mark Remy
'Sometimes It's Like You Have a Paywall Around Your Heart,' Girlfriend Tells Runner's World Editor

Woman unsure she’ll ever earn unlimited access to partner’s inner self.

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March 10, 2019/ Mark Remy/
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Runner's World, Paywall, Relationships, Current events, Premium content, Heartbreak, Love
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