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January 24, 2025

Dumb Runner Illustrated #121: 'Leash'

January 24, 2025/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #121: 'Leash'

He’s harmless.

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January 24, 2025/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Comics, Dogs, Etiquette, Taxidermy
June 19, 2024

Respectful Runner Hocks Massive Loogie in Cemetery as Quietly as Possible

June 19, 2024/ Mark Remy
Respectful Runner Hocks Massive Loogie in Cemetery as Quietly as Possible

Local man mouths “Sorry for your loss” to nearby mourner.

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June 19, 2024/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Cemeteries, Respect, Death, Graves, Mourners, Etiquette, Loogies
October 19, 2023

Dumb Runner Field Guide #2: How to Greet Fellow Runners

October 19, 2023/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Field Guide #2: How to Greet Fellow Runners

Sometimes, communication is a one-way street.

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October 19, 2023/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Dumb Runner Field Guide, Etiquette, Greetings
October 11, 2023

Report: Kelvin Kiptum Telling People He Ran '2-Hour Marathon,' Leaving Out the '35 Seconds' Part

October 11, 2023/ Mark Remy
Report: Kelvin Kiptum Telling People He Ran '2-Hour Marathon,' Leaving Out the '35 Seconds' Part

Rounding down “not cool,” experts say.

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October 11, 2023/ Mark Remy/
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Kelvin Kiptum, Marathons, World Record, PR, Etiquette
June 20, 2023

Guy Who’s Always Late for Runs Is Late for Run

June 20, 2023/ Mark Remy
Guy Who’s Always Late for Runs Is Late for Run

Again.

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June 20, 2023/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Tardiness, Group runs, Etiquette, Time management, Annoyance
July 19, 2022

Walkers on Track Ruin Another Race at World Championships

July 19, 2022/ Mark Remy
Walkers on Track Ruin Another Race at World Championships

Interlopers cause confusion, irritation.

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July 19, 2022/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
World Championships, Track meets, Etiquette, Annoyance
May 12, 2021

In Final Inconsiderate Act, Heart Attack Victim Blocks Lane One

May 12, 2021/ Mark Remy
In Final Inconsiderate Act, Heart Attack Victim Blocks Lane One

Man forces other runners to go around him.

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May 12, 2021/ Mark Remy/
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Track, Heart attack, Rude, Etiquette
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