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January 06, 2025

‘Safety Is a Shared Responsibility,’ Says Traffic Officer Whose Tips Are Aimed 100% at Pedestrians and Cyclists

January 06, 2025/ Mark Remy
‘Safety Is a Shared Responsibility,’ Says Traffic Officer Whose Tips Are Aimed 100% at Pedestrians and Cyclists

Advice completely ignores role of people operating huge, powerful machines.

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January 06, 2025/ Mark Remy/
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Pedestrian safety, Police, Traffic, Motorists, Media
April 24, 2023

2024 Boston Marathon Will Have Special Cheering Sections for Black Fans, B.A.A. Says

April 24, 2023/ Mark Remy
2024 Boston Marathon Will Have Special Cheering Sections for Black Fans, B.A.A. Says

Dedicated sections will be “equal” to those for whites, statement says.

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April 24, 2023/ Mark Remy/
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B.A.A., Boston Marathon, Racism, Police, Plessy, Ferguson
September 21, 2022

Driver Who Broke Runner’s Spine in Three Places Praised for Waiting Around Until Help Arrived

September 21, 2022/ Mark Remy
Driver Who Broke Runner’s Spine in Three Places Praised for Waiting Around Until Help Arrived

Police, local reporters applaud motorist for “remaining on the scene.”

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September 21, 2022/ Mark Remy/
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Motorists, Pedestrian safety, Praise, Media, Police
June 03, 2021

Dumb Runner Illustrated #18: 'Sticker'

June 03, 2021/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #18: 'Sticker'

Sooner or later, your past will catch up to you.

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June 03, 2021/ Mark Remy/
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Comics, Marathons, Police, Motorists, Stickers, 26.2, Misrepresentation
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