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April 02, 2025

Deceased Runner Drowned in Own Data, Autopsy Finds

April 02, 2025/ Mark Remy
Deceased Runner Drowned in Own Data, Autopsy Finds

Fitness stats and data “just too much” for local man, says medical examiner.

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April 02, 2025/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Data, Death, Autopsy, Garmin, Strava
January 15, 2025

No Amount of Data Can Help Runner Reconcile Heart’s Conflicting Desires

January 15, 2025/ Mark Remy
No Amount of Data Can Help Runner Reconcile Heart’s Conflicting Desires

In matters of love, local man finds smartwatch useless.

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January 15, 2025/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Data, Matters of the heart, Love, Calculated decisions, Smartwatch
November 18, 2021

Dumb Runner Illustrated #32: D.P.M.

November 18, 2021/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #32: D.P.M.

Choose your routes wisely.

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November 18, 2021/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Comics, Dogs, Data
May 17, 2021

‘I’m Sorry, Dave, I'm Afraid I Can’t Do That,’ Phone Tells Man Trying to Delete Strava

May 17, 2021/ Mark Remy
‘I’m Sorry, Dave, I'm Afraid I Can’t Do That,’ Phone Tells Man Trying to Delete Strava

Man’s name is Dave.

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May 17, 2021/ Mark Remy/
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Smartphone, Strava, Data
April 29, 2021

Dumb Runner Illustrated #15: 'Data'

April 29, 2021/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #15: 'Data'

If you can’t track it, does it even matter?

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April 29, 2021/ Mark Remy/
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Comics, Data, Strava, Lack of fun
January 04, 2021

Shark Attacks on Runners Remained Flat in 2020, Report Says

January 04, 2021/ Mark Remy
Shark Attacks on Runners Remained Flat in 2020, Report Says

Three rumored incidents turn out to be baseless.

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January 04, 2021/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Sharks, Attacks, Joggers, Hidden Health Risks, Data
December 30, 2019

How Was Your Year in Running? Answer These Questions and We'll Tell You!

December 30, 2019/ Mark Remy
How Was Your Year in Running? Answer These Questions and We'll Tell You!

Calculate your RunWorth™ score and you’ll know exactly where you stand.

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December 30, 2019/ Mark Remy/
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2019, RunWorth™, Data
July 18, 2017

Local Runner Hopes to Pass Love of Obsessively Recording and Tracking Data Along to Children

July 18, 2017/ Mark Remy
Local Runner Hopes to Pass Love of Obsessively Recording and Tracking Data Along to Children

A father of two aims to lead by example.

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July 18, 2017/ Mark Remy/
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Strava, Fitbit, Data, Parenthood, Training
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