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Septuagenarian gestures vaguely in direction of joints. Read More
Birthday prompts 30-year-old to “go for it.” Read More
Highly prized issue dates from 1886, may be worth thousands. Read More
They had reservations… but came anyway. Read More
Whimsical SpongeBob facade hides face of “mortified” local runner. Read More
More like portal potty, am I right? Read More
Psychologist tries to put trauma in perspective. Read More
Police laud spectator’s quick thinking. Read More
Encounter with local runner impedes driver’s progress for up to four seconds. Read More
Who needs small talk, anyway? Read More
Interlopers cause confusion, irritation. Read More
Coverage of World Track & Field Championships has disgraced coach feeling wistful. Read More
Photo later appears on social media. Read More
In it for the long haul. Read More
Video is first in a series, spokesperson says. Read More
Also, an XL shirt is not gonna cut it. Read More
Findings end decades of speculation and debate. Read More
But tomorrow’s a rest day, so… Read More
Most corpses would look pretty gnarly by now, man concludes. Read More
