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April 22, 2024

‘Jogging’ Stock Photo Model Really Phoning It In

April 22, 2024/ Mark Remy
‘Jogging’ Stock Photo Model Really Phoning It In

“Beautiful mature sportswoman” obviously not moving.

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April 22, 2024/ Mark Remy/
Real, News
Stock photos, Senior, Phone
July 11, 2022

Runner Ignores Phone That He Painstakingly Positioned on Ground Just Moments Before

July 11, 2022/ Mark Remy
Runner Ignores Phone That He Painstakingly Positioned on Ground Just Moments Before

Photo later appears on social media.

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July 11, 2022/ Mark Remy/
Satire
Phone, Social media, Trail running
November 06, 2020

Dumb Runner Illustrated #4: 'Urgent Text'

November 06, 2020/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #4: 'Urgent Text'

Another in an occasional series.

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November 06, 2020/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Comics, Phone, Text messages
July 20, 2020

Adults-Only Phone Line Promises Runners ‘Hot Marathon Action’ at $1.99 Per Minute

July 20, 2020/ Mark Remy
Adults-Only Phone Line Promises Runners ‘Hot Marathon Action’ at $1.99 Per Minute

1-900-CORRAL-ME staffed by out-of-work race directors “waiting for your call.”

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July 20, 2020/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Adults only, 900 number, Marathons, Social distancing, Phone, Hot action
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