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January 10, 2025

Dumb Runner Illustrated #120: 'Pterodactylus'

January 10, 2025/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #120: 'Pterodactylus'

Are you ready to RAAAAWK?

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January 10, 2025/ Mark Remy/
Satire
Pterodactyls, Comi, Fantasy, Bro, Knees
September 12, 2022

Local Man Used to Run, But Then, You Know, His Knees

September 12, 2022/ Mark Remy
Local Man Used to Run, But Then, You Know, His Knees

Septuagenarian gestures vaguely in direction of joints.

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September 12, 2022/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Jogging, Former runners, Knees
September 01, 2021

Local Runner’s Wife Surprises Him With That New Knee He’s Had His Eye On

September 01, 2021/ Mark Remy
Local Runner’s Wife Surprises Him With That New Knee He’s Had His Eye On

Man delights in unexpected gift.

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September 01, 2021/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Knees, Gifts for Runners, Surprise, Marriage
October 01, 2017

Woman Sparks Outrage By Taking Knee in Gym

October 01, 2017/ Mark Remy
Woman Sparks Outrage By Taking Knee in Gym

"Can't we leave politics out of exercise?" ask fellow fitness buffs.

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October 01, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Knees, Gym, Outrage, NFL
December 28, 2015

This Fox News Segment on 'Jogging' and Knees Is a Hot Mess

December 28, 2015/ Mark Remy
This Fox News Segment on 'Jogging' and Knees Is a Hot Mess

To truly appreciate this bullshittery, let's go back and review.

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December 28, 2015/ Mark Remy/
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Fox News, Injuries, Knees, Bullshit
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