Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com
  • Home
  • News Training Nutrition Gear Motivation Ask Dumb Runner
  • POSTERS Comics Quick Tips
  • Running 101
  • Tees, Hoodies, Etc. "Was It Fun? A Dumb Runner Comics Collection" "C is for Chafing" picture book "The Runner's Rule Book"
  • Support Dumb Runner
  • What Is Dumb Runner? Who Is Dumb Runner? Contact Newsletter FAQ
  • SEARCH
Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com
  • Home/
  • Articles/
    • News
    • Training
    • Nutrition
    • Gear
    • Motivation
    • Ask Dumb Runner
  • Graphics/
    • POSTERS
    • Comics
    • Quick Tips
  • Running 101/
  • SHOP/
    • Tees, Hoodies, Etc.
    • "Was It Fun? A Dumb Runner Comics Collection"
    • "C is for Chafing" picture book
    • "The Runner's Rule Book"
  • Support Dumb Runner/
  • INFO/
    • What Is Dumb Runner?
    • Who Is Dumb Runner?
    • Contact
    • Newsletter
    • FAQ
  • SEARCH/
NEWS_with_text.png
Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com

Satire You Can Trust, Since 2015

Running News from DumbRunner.com

Running news, running commentary, and running humor from DumbRunner.com, updated several times every week.

Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com
  • Home/
  • Articles/
    • News
    • Training
    • Nutrition
    • Gear
    • Motivation
    • Ask Dumb Runner
  • Graphics/
    • POSTERS
    • Comics
    • Quick Tips
  • Running 101/
  • SHOP/
    • Tees, Hoodies, Etc.
    • "Was It Fun? A Dumb Runner Comics Collection"
    • "C is for Chafing" picture book
    • "The Runner's Rule Book"
  • Support Dumb Runner/
  • INFO/
    • What Is Dumb Runner?
    • Who Is Dumb Runner?
    • Contact
    • Newsletter
    • FAQ
  • SEARCH/
August 03, 2022

Good Samaritan Shoots Pistol-Wielding Man at Track Meet

August 03, 2022/ Mark Remy
Good Samaritan Shoots Pistol-Wielding Man at Track Meet

Police laud spectator’s quick thinking.

Read More
August 03, 2022/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Guns, Track meets, Starter pistol, Carry
July 19, 2022

Walkers on Track Ruin Another Race at World Championships

July 19, 2022/ Mark Remy
Walkers on Track Ruin Another Race at World Championships

Interlopers cause confusion, irritation.

Read More
July 19, 2022/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
World Championships, Track meets, Etiquette, Annoyance
July 02, 2021

Orange-Fingered Runner Tests Positive for Flamin’ Hot® Cheese Flavor

July 02, 2021/ Mark Remy
Orange-Fingered Runner Tests Positive for Flamin’ Hot® Cheese Flavor

One-month suspension sparks furor among fans.

Read More
July 02, 2021/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Doping, Track meets, Furor, Social media, Drug test, Flamin' Hot
June 30, 2021

High School Runner Loses Shoe 1 Mile From Finish Line and Quits, Because What’s He Supposed to Do? Run With Just One Shoe?

June 30, 2021/ Mark Remy
High School Runner Loses Shoe 1 Mile From Finish Line and Quits, Because What’s He Supposed to Do? Run With Just One Shoe?

Teen figured he had “literally no other option.”

Read More
June 30, 2021/ Mark Remy/
News, Motivation, Satire
Track meets, Track, Shoes
June 28, 2021

Simone Biles Emerges as Surprise Winner of Women’s 10,000m at Olympic Track Trials

June 28, 2021/ Mark Remy
Simone Biles Emerges as Surprise Winner of Women’s 10,000m at Olympic Track Trials

Even outside her discipline, champion gymnast continues to amaze.

Read More
June 28, 2021/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Olympics, Track meets, Simone Biles, 5000m
March 16, 2020

Virus on Baton Can’t Believe How Easy This Is

March 16, 2020/ Mark Remy
Virus on Baton Can’t Believe How Easy This Is

Pathogen recognizes aptness of metaphor.

Read More
March 16, 2020/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
COVID-19, Coronavirus, Track meets, Baton, Metaphors, Disbelief
April 01, 2016

NRA Calls For Live Ammo in Starter Pistols

April 01, 2016/ Mark Remy
NRA Calls For Live Ammo in Starter Pistols

Proposal from gun rights group meets with universal praise.

Read More
April 01, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Satire
Guns, NRA, Track meets
  • Home/
  • Articles/
    • News
    • Training
    • Nutrition
    • Gear
    • Motivation
    • Ask Dumb Runner
  • Graphics/
    • POSTERS
    • Comics
    • Quick Tips
  • Running 101/
  • SHOP/
    • Tees, Hoodies, Etc.
    • "Was It Fun? A Dumb Runner Comics Collection"
    • "C is for Chafing" picture book
    • "The Runner's Rule Book"
  • Support Dumb Runner/
  • INFO/
    • What Is Dumb Runner?
    • Who Is Dumb Runner?
    • Contact
    • Newsletter
    • FAQ
  • SEARCH/

Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com

DumbRunner.com is a website for runners who enjoy laughter and pie, from longtime writer and marathoner Mark Remy. Dumb Runner offers humor, insight, and 100% B.S.-free advice for runners of all abilities.

Get my BOOK!

ORDER NOW

All content © 2025 Mark Remy / Laurelhurst Media, Portland, OR

ABOUT  /  CONTACT  /  LEGAL / DISCLAIMER