Dumb Runner Illustrated #45: 'Ho Ho Ho'
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Kipchoge Delighted to Learn Olympic Medal Also a Bottle Opener
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Thirsty champion puts award to good use.
Read MoreConfused by Daylight Saving Time? Use This Chart
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Consult it Saturday night and you can't go wrong.
Read MoreDumb Runner Illustrated #44: 'Hey There'
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“I shouldn’t really be here; I have a long run tomorrow morning.”
Read MoreTo ‘Spice Things Up,’ Barkley Marathons Organizer Adds ‘Predator’-Style Creature That May Hunt and Mutilate Participants, Hang Carcasses From Trees
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Famously tough ultra race gets even tougher.
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New Extreme Race Series Will Challenge Participants to Run Entire 5K Without Phones
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Event adds “diabolical” twist to traditional race distance.
Read MoreDumb Runner Illustrated #41: 'Your Placemat, or Mine?'
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Coming soon to a fast-casual restaurant near you!
Read MoreThoughtful Stranger Decides to Run Right Behind Woman on Isolated Trail So She’ll Feel Less Alone
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Man wordlessly matches pace from six feet behind.
Read MoreTrail-Running Physician Advises Terminal Patient to 'Rub Some Dirt on It'
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Woman questions proposed course of action.
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Local Woman Would Like to Go Jogging Just Once Without Finding a Dead Body
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Longtime jogger dreams of corpse-free outing.
Read More‘These Wordle Posts Are So Annoying,’ Says Runner About to Tweet His Strava Stats for 100th Time
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Local man wonders “who cares.”
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EXCLUSIVE: Full Transcript of Non-Runners' Houston Marathon Commentary
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“Are you a runner?” “I am not.”
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2022 Boston Marathon Will Have ‘Best Women’s Field We’ve Ever Ignored,’ Say Network Broadcasters
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Elite women “sure to provide plenty of thrills, almost all of which we will miss.”
Read MoreAmid COVID Surge, Race Director Taking ‘Every Possible Precaution’ to Protect Health and Safety of Profits
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