Angry Man Launches 7,000-Pound Missile
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For First Time Since 2017, Friends Complete Entire Run Without Mentioning You-Know-Who
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Local runners instead chat about work, pop culture, weekend plans.
Read More7 Smart Gift Ideas From Dumb Runner
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Delight that special runner in your life and support independent humor… all at once!
Read MoreLast-Minute Entrant Excited for 58th Annual JFK 50 Mile
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“I love big events,” says bespectacled competitor.
Read MoreFriends Arrange to Meet for Post-Election 5-Miler, Unless Powder Keg of Hyperpartisan Rage Explodes, Sparking Orgy of Violence, in Which Case They’ll Postpone
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Running partners will make “game-day decision.”
Read More‘Paid Posts on Your Website’: A Story in 8 Screenshots (and Counting)
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Oh, I’m interested, all right.
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Nike Manager Makes ‘Nike Zoom’ Joke for 20th Consecutive Zoom Meeting
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Time-worn wisecrack met with polite smiles.
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Text Exchange With Running Buddy Almost Entirely About Pooping
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Bowel movement plays central role in pre-run conversation.
Read MoreAs Nation Convulses in Fury and Anguish, Teetering on Brink of Race War and Totalitarianism, Man Tells Runner’s World to Stick to Running
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Reader annoyed by article suggesting people consider doing something.
Read MoreInstead of Writing Something Funny, I Made a Pirate Ship With My 7-Year-Old
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Oh, and also a cool-looking cardboard sword.
Read MoreGroup of 7 Adult Runners Apparently All Live Together, Which Must Be Cool
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“What other explanation could there be?” asks witness.
Read MoreGuy You Just Met Doesn’t Even Like to Drive 26.2 Miles
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Jokester amuses self, others with wry observation.
Read MoreSimple Thing Is Actually Super Complicated, According to Health and Fitness Media
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Never fear, same sources say—they are here to help.
Read MoreFor Runner, Tinted Windows Turn Routine Street Crossing Into Thrilling Game of Chance
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Motorist’s intent shrouded in mystery.
Read More5 Ways to Make Your Run More OH MY GOD WHAT ARE WE DOING HOW CAN WE KEEP PRETENDING LIKE EVERYTHING IS OK WE’RE ALL IN A LIVING NIGHTMARE
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Years in the making, emotional collapse occurs midway through headline.
Read MoreAsk Dr. Dumb: What's Up With the Chicago Road Runners?
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The club’s Twitter account recently got… interesting. Let’s dive in.
Read MoreScientists Confirm Existence of Runner’s World 'Affiliate Links' Disclaimer
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Powerful microscopes reveal text deep in website’s footer.
Read MoreAsk Dr. Dumb: Do I Have a Parasitic Brain Worm?
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