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September 20, 2021

Dumb Runner Tries Cycling, Fails (Not a Joke)

September 20, 2021/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Tries Cycling, Fails (Not a Joke)

On Sunday, I crashed, hard, going downhill. Today I am grateful.

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September 20, 2021/ Mark Remy/
News, Real
Injuries, Cycling, Real
October 08, 2019

5 Ways to Make Your Run More OH MY GOD WHAT ARE WE DOING HOW CAN WE KEEP PRETENDING LIKE EVERYTHING IS OK WE’RE ALL IN A LIVING NIGHTMARE

October 08, 2019/ Mark Remy
5 Ways to Make Your Run More OH MY GOD WHAT ARE WE DOING HOW CAN WE KEEP PRETENDING LIKE EVERYTHING IS OK WE’RE ALL IN A LIVING NIGHTMARE

Years in the making, emotional collapse occurs midway through headline.

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October 08, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Real, News
Politics, News, Real, Emotional collapse
February 21, 2017

Know Why We Don't Do Slideshows?

February 21, 2017/ Mark Remy
Know Why We Don't Do Slideshows?

Because they're bullcrap, that's why. If you agree, please consider supporting us.

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February 21, 2017/ Mark Remy/
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Support Dumb Runner, Pledge drive, Slideshows, Real
April 08, 2016

This Insane Demon Fish Is the One You See on the Beach Runs of Your Nightmares

April 08, 2016/ Mark Remy

As if I needed another reason to avoid running on sand. 

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April 08, 2016/ Mark Remy/
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Real, Beach running, Lancetfish, Devil fish, Oregon
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