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Federal agency OKs practice of “rapid nasal mucus dispersal.” Read More
“There’s nothing like it,” says local runner. Read More
So, you’re a runner, huh? Read More
“I thought we lived in a Free Country,” dullard writes in Facebook comment. Read More
Man’s name is Dave. Read More
It’s a real problem, Todd. Read More
Man forces other runners to go around him. Read More
The good doctor is back, and as helpful as ever. Read More
“Kevin is a great guy,” says organizer. Read More
If you can’t track it, does it even matter? Read More
Romantic interlude comes to abrupt halt. Read More
“I’ve been training so hard,” says man. “Well, I mean, not that hard. But still.” Read More
Freakish hybrid may be result of experiment gone awry, scientists say. Read More
What do you run in currently? Read More
Trade group leans into inherent danger of oversized vehicles. Read More
“I can’t believe I paid six bucks for this thing,” says dissatisfied reader. Read More
“So much for tolerance,” says man. Read More
Social distancing guidelines part of event’s COVID protocols. Read More
More comic! Dozenth comic! Read More
Research “represents a breakthrough,” says lead author. Read More
