Ladies Can’t Help But Notice Local Runner’s Leg Muscles, Local Runner Imagines
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Two comely ladies at a neighborhood cafe yesterday couldn’t take their eyes off a local runner’s legs the moment he walked in the door, according to that runner’s imagination, Dumb Runner has learned.
The woman, identified as Janet Wood, 31, and Chrissy Snow, 30, were having coffee at La Compagnie des Trois, a small French bistro, when the imaginary incident occurred.
The runner, Jack Tripper, 44, had entered the eatery after a short run to order a coffee to go. The married father of two immediately spotted the women sitting at a table nearby.
“Wow,” Snow said to Wood, in Tripper’s mind. “Check out those calves.”
“I would, but I can’t stop looking at his quads,” Wood replied.
Ordering his beverage, Tripper stood on his tiptoes in a conspicuously absentminded manner, flexing his calf muscles.
“My God, that’s hot,” Snow whispered.
“I bet he has some really impressive PRs,” Wood said.
Leaving with his coffee, Tripper smiled at the two. Wood and Snow, engrossed in their own conversation, didn’t notice.
