Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com
Words of caution give Susan the creeps. Read More
Smells toxic. But in a good way! Read More
Flying insect begins trip in mouth. Read More
Victim is in serious but stable condition. Read More
Doctors find statement baffling. Read More
First bit of headline is misleading, as is photo. Sorry. Read More
He’s such a grouch! Read More
Young couple dripping with sweat, and with sensuality. Read More
[HARMONICA NOISE] Read More
Local man’s motivation is pronounced dead on the scene. Read More
Some guy in Scotland says so. And he should know—he’s some guy in Scotland! Read More
May its memory be a blessing. Read More
“Breakthrough,” “BQ” … whatever. Read More
Local man can’t remember how many running partners he’s had. Read More
Thanks to my two-pronged approach, I can eat whatever I want. Read More
Distracted driver unites erstwhile foes. Read More
Check, check, check. Read More
“Ugh,” says reader. Read More
Organizers blame error on volunteer course marshal. Read More
Hey, He’s only human. Or was. Depending on whom you ask. Read More
