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Self-taught expert says she can spot blunt-force trauma from 20 feet away. Read More
“Really Red” traffic light may be next, officials say. Read More
Just watch your step. Read More
List of marathon-related references nearly exhausted. Read More
Awesomeness levels nearly quintuple after just one marathon, study finds. Read More
But you didn’t hear it from me. Read More
Link remains unclear. Read More
Fitness stats and data “just too much” for local man, says medical examiner. Read More
“They all look so good,” says dithering man. Read More
Hyper-dramatic music adds element of suspense. Read More
Contradiction eludes self-styled badass. Read More
No one sure how this will work. Read More
“Go ahead, on the house,” man tells curious stranger. Read More
Foot rolls in comically unnatural manner. Read More
With the blast shield down, local man can’t see a thing. Read More
Man’s legs must be freezing, woman announces. Read More
Phones fall to ground but are unharmed. Read More
Go ahead. Ask him about the dew point. Read More
Local runner hates moment, doesn’t want to be in it. Read More
Man makes peace with cards dealt him. Read More
