In Cost-Cutting Move, Runner’s World Eliminates Vowels
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‘It’s Not You, It’s Us,’ NYC Marathon Tells Rejected Applicant
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Patronizing email only makes things worse.
Read MoreBREAKING: L.A. Marathon Organizers Wondering Whether It Too Late to Claim Website Was Hacked
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Finisher’s medal backlash leaves staffers feeling besieged.
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Running Ultramarathons May Tucker You Out, Study Warns
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Further study is needed, researchers say.
Read MoreEXCLUSIVE: God Calls Jeff Galloway ‘Super Nice Guy,’ Promises to Try Walk Breaks
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Running icon wins over another convert.
Read MoreLocal Runner Pastes Toenail Into Marathon Keepsake Album
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Tough, blackened shard takes its place among other mementos.
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No Finishers at 2026 Barkley Marathons as Earth Opens Its Mouth to Swallow Shrieking Participants Into the Realm of the Dead Before Closing Over Them Forever
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“The course wins again” as runners perish in biblical fashion.
Read MoreMinnesota Native Takes Gold in Long-Run-on-Snow-Covered-Ice Event at Winter Olympics
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African runners languish in brutal conditions.
Read MoreLocal Man Pops Out for Gallon of Milk in Vehicle the Size of Studio Apartment
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Bloated vehicle sprawls across two parking spaces.
Read MoreTRAGIC! He Sold His Marathon Medals to Buy His Wife a Set of Combs; She Sold Her Hair to Buy Him a Medal Display Rack
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Cosmic irony strikes cash-strapped couple.
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Report: Weeping Runner Has Either Run Too Far, or Not Far Enough
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Source of woman’s sadness remains a mystery.
Read MoreBadly Hungover Runner About to Learn He Registered for 50-Miler Last Night
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Nonrefundable entry fee expected to compound man’s headache.
Read MoreLocal Man Runs Mainly to Prepare for Possibility That He May Someday Be Released on Remote Private Island and Hunted for Sport
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General health and fitness take a backseat to surviving hypothetical scenario.
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Marathon Website Fails to Mention Shitty 7-Mile Stretch of Course on Remote Multi-Use Path
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Desolate out-and-back is conspicuously absent from promotional photos.
Read MoreReport: 70% of Partner Stretches Lead to Super-Hot Sex
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Study authors surprised by sexy findings.
Read MoreGoth Marathoner Struggles to Reconcile Joy of Running With Aesthetic of Sullen, Macabre Darkness
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