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January 03, 2024

Local Kid Doesn’t Need This Kind of Pressure

January 03, 2024/ Mark Remy
Local Kid Doesn’t Need This Kind of Pressure

Toddler has enough to deal with, sources say.

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January 03, 2024/ Mark Remy/
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Baby, Marathons, Pressure, Parenthood, Family
March 17, 2023

Local Runner Breaks Stroller Record at Barkley Marathons

March 17, 2023/ Mark Remy
Local Runner Breaks Stroller Record at Barkley Marathons

Baby daughter “slept through a lot of it,” man says.

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March 17, 2023/ Mark Remy/
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Barkley Marathons, Stroller, Course records, Parenthood
October 20, 2022

Dumb Runner Illustrated #66: 'Carbon'

October 20, 2022/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #66: 'Carbon'

Everyone’s doing it.

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October 20, 2022/ Mark Remy/
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September 30, 2022

Dumb Runner Illustrated #64: 'Play'

September 30, 2022/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #64: 'Play'

“MAKE-BELIEVE STREETS ARE MADE FOR TOY CARS!”

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September 30, 2022/ Mark Remy/
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August 24, 2022

‘Mommy Is a Better Parent When She Has a Chance to Go Running,’ Woman Tells Children in Thinly Veiled Threat

August 24, 2022/ Mark Remy
‘Mommy Is a Better Parent When She Has a Chance to Go Running,’ Woman Tells Children in Thinly Veiled Threat

Implication is clear, sources say, to kids and to husband.

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August 24, 2022/ Mark Remy/
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Parenthood, Mental health, Children, Kids, Implicit threats
July 18, 2017

Local Runner Hopes to Pass Love of Obsessively Recording and Tracking Data Along to Children

July 18, 2017/ Mark Remy
Local Runner Hopes to Pass Love of Obsessively Recording and Tracking Data Along to Children

A father of two aims to lead by example.

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July 18, 2017/ Mark Remy/
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