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December 20, 2024

Dumb Runner Illustrated #119: 'Join Us'

December 20, 2024/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #119: 'Join Us'

Some of the runs are as short as eight miles!

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December 20, 2024/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Comics, Running cl, Pace, Intimidation, Begi
October 09, 2024

‘I Don’t Care About Pace, or Mileage, or PRs, or About Life Itself, Because in the End It’s All Meaningless,’ Says Nihilist Runner

October 09, 2024/ Mark Remy
‘I Don’t Care About Pace, or Mileage, or PRs, or About Life Itself, Because in the End It’s All Meaningless,’ Says Nihilist Runner

Local man takes long view.

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October 09, 2024/ Mark Remy/
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Nihilism, Existential dread, Bleakness, Futility, The void, PR, Pace, Milea
June 07, 2023

Local Runner Found Guilty of Lining Up Near 7:00/Mile Banner at Half-Marathon Start When He Can’t Run Anywhere Near a 7-Minute Mile

June 07, 2023/ Mark Remy
Local Runner Found Guilty of Lining Up Near 7:00/Mile Banner at Half-Marathon Start When He Can’t Run Anywhere Near a 7-Minute Mile

Man is first to be tried under strict new law.

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June 07, 2023/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Racing, Pace, Court, Guilt
December 02, 2021

Dumb Runner Illustrated #33: Super

December 02, 2021/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #33: Super

Take it easy, there, folks.

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December 02, 2021/ Mark Remy/
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Comics, Super Runner Lady, Flight, Easy, Pace
October 04, 2021

Local Runner Wins First 100 Meters of London Marathon

October 04, 2021/ Mark Remy
Local Runner Wins First 100 Meters of London Marathon

Man crushes opening 0.0024% of race.

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October 04, 2021/ Mark Remy/
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Marathons, Pace, Race
January 15, 2018

Dog Clueless About Pace, Heart Rate, Foot Strike

January 15, 2018/ Mark Remy
Dog Clueless About Pace, Heart Rate, Foot Strike

Oblivious creature inspires pity in onlookers.

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January 15, 2018/ Mark Remy/
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