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May 08, 2025

Dumb Runner Illustrated #128: 'Break'

May 08, 2025/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #128: 'Break'

You are not alone.

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May 08, 2025/ Mark Remy/
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January 10, 2024

Local Runner Thrilled for Friend Who Just Ran 1:40 Half-Marathon on ‘No Training’

January 10, 2024/ Mark Remy
Local Runner Thrilled for Friend Who Just Ran 1:40 Half-Marathon on ‘No Training’

“Good for you,” woman tells non-runner.

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January 10, 2024/ Mark Remy/
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Half-marathon, Racing, Friends, Resentment
January 25, 2023

Woman Promises Husband He’ll Make New Running Friends Where They're Moving

January 25, 2023/ Mark Remy
Woman Promises Husband He’ll Make New Running Friends Where They're Moving

Man counters that he doesn’t want new running friends.

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January 25, 2023/ Mark Remy/
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Friends, Moving, Consolation, Sad
November 18, 2020

Longtime Friends Don't Let Political Differences Interfere With Their Running, Because They Haven't Spoken in 18 Months

November 18, 2020/ Mark Remy
Longtime Friends Don't Let Political Differences Interfere With Their Running, Because They Haven't Spoken in 18 Months

“It’s really worked out well,” says local woman.

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November 18, 2020/ Mark Remy/
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