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September 11, 2024

Marathon Investigation Narc in Starting Corral Already Has 3 Runners on Tape Discussing Their Plans to Cheat

September 11, 2024/ Mark Remy
Marathon Investigation Narc in Starting Corral Already Has 3 Runners on Tape Discussing Their Plans to Cheat

Watchdog website's use of undercover agent pays off.

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September 11, 2024/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Marathons, Cheating, Narc, Evidence
February 05, 2024

New K-9 Units Will Bring Cheaters Down in Real Time, Marathon Investigation Says

February 05, 2024/ Mark Remy
New K-9 Units Will Bring Cheaters Down in Real Time, Marathon Investigation Says

Dogs are trained to sniff out bandits and course cutters.

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February 05, 2024/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Marathon Investigator, Justice, Dogs, Cheating, Bite
December 06, 2023

Marathon Investigation Agents Capture Local Runner in Predawn Raid

December 06, 2023/ Mark Remy
Marathon Investigation Agents Capture Local Runner in Predawn Raid

Alleged race cheat’s shoes, phone, and laptop are seized.

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December 06, 2023/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Cheating, Marathon Investigator, Predawn raid
October 09, 2021

What You Need to Know About the 2021 Boston Marathon, From a Guy Who Just Found Out His Girlfriend Has Been Cheating on Him

October 09, 2021/ Mark Remy
What You Need to Know About the 2021 Boston Marathon, From a Guy Who Just Found Out His Girlfriend Has Been Cheating on Him

“Ashley and Dan will probably sleep through all of those start times, in Ashley’s bed, since they’ll have been up all night doing it.”

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October 09, 2021/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Boston Marathon, Cheating, Girlfriend
July 15, 2019

Course Marshal Watching Turnaround Point Traffic Cone Like a Fucking Hawk

July 15, 2019/ Mark Remy
Course Marshal Watching Turnaround Point Traffic Cone Like a Fucking Hawk

Unblinking volunteer ensures integrity of half-marathon.

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July 15, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Racing, Cheating, Bullhorn, Vigilance
July 08, 2019

Marathon Cheating Website Rebrands as ExpressCheckoutDetective.com

July 08, 2019/ Mark Remy
Marathon Cheating Website Rebrands as ExpressCheckoutDetective.com

No explanation offered for popular site’s abrupt change.

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July 08, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Cheating, Supermarket, Scofflaws, Vigilante justice, Rebranding, Public shaming
March 21, 2017

Man's Rage at Marathon Cheaters Starting to Freak Friends Out

March 21, 2017/ Mark Remy
Man's Rage at Marathon Cheaters Starting to Freak Friends Out

"I'm like, Dude. Get a grip," says a coworker.

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March 21, 2017/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Cheating, Marathons, Rage
January 18, 2017

Dog Who Ran Half-Marathon Accused of Cheating

January 18, 2017/ Mark Remy
Dog Who Ran Half-Marathon Accused of Cheating

Missing data paints a damning picture, a website says.

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January 18, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Dogs, Racing, Cheating
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