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October 09, 2024

‘I Don’t Care About Pace, or Mileage, or PRs, or About Life Itself, Because in the End It’s All Meaningless,’ Says Nihilist Runner

October 09, 2024/ Mark Remy
‘I Don’t Care About Pace, or Mileage, or PRs, or About Life Itself, Because in the End It’s All Meaningless,’ Says Nihilist Runner

Local man takes long view.

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October 09, 2024/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Nihilism, Existential dread, Bleakness, Futility, The void, PR, Pace, Milea
September 04, 2024

Ladies Can’t Help But Notice Local Runner’s Leg Muscles, Local Runner Imagines

September 04, 2024/ Mark Remy
Ladies Can’t Help But Notice Local Runner’s Leg Muscles, Local Runner Imagines

Man subtly flexes calves for benefit of onlookers.

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September 04, 2024/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
PR, Ladies, Racing, Attraction
October 11, 2023

Report: Kelvin Kiptum Telling People He Ran '2-Hour Marathon,' Leaving Out the '35 Seconds' Part

October 11, 2023/ Mark Remy
Report: Kelvin Kiptum Telling People He Ran '2-Hour Marathon,' Leaving Out the '35 Seconds' Part

Rounding down “not cool,” experts say.

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October 11, 2023/ Mark Remy/
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Kelvin Kiptum, Marathons, World Record, PR, Etiquette
April 26, 2023

2:56 Is Local Man’s Marathon PR, Local Man Announces at 2:56

April 26, 2023/ Mark Remy
2:56 Is Local Man’s Marathon PR, Local Man Announces at 2:56

Statement met with lukewarm response.

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April 26, 2023/ Mark Remy/
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Watch, Marathons, PR, Lukewarm
November 20, 2020

Dumb Runner Illustrated #5: 'Marathon PR'

November 20, 2020/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #5: 'Marathon PR'

Yet another in an occasional series.


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November 20, 2020/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Marathons, PR, Rules, Comics
September 02, 2020

Eulogy Glosses Over Runner’s Pathetic PRs

September 02, 2020/ Mark Remy
Eulogy Glosses Over Runner’s Pathetic PRs

Also left unmentioned: Deceased’s numerous DNFs.

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September 02, 2020/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
PR, Eulogy, Death, Funeral
September 24, 2017

New Nike Podcast Will Follow Authors Writing Nike Book That Recounts Making of Nike Documentary About Nike Breaking2 Effort

September 24, 2017/ Mark Remy
New Nike Podcast Will Follow Authors Writing Nike Book That Recounts Making of Nike Documentary About Nike Breaking2 Effort

News shines a spotlight on company plagued by publicity and attention.

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September 24, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Breaking2, Nike, Books, Marketing, PR
May 21, 2017

2:06 Marathoner Suddenly Realizes How Fast He Is

May 21, 2017/ Mark Remy
2:06 Marathoner Suddenly Realizes How Fast He Is

"Holy shit,"  says an elite competitor.

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May 21, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Kenya, Marathons, Racing, PR
April 17, 2017

Man at Mile 2 of Boston Marathon Pretty Sure He's En Route to Huge PR

April 17, 2017/ Mark Remy
Man at Mile 2 of Boston Marathon Pretty Sure He's En Route to Huge PR

"I am flying!" first-time Boston participant thinks to self.

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April 17, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Boston Marathon, PR, Hubris
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